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| | Psychic - Uncyclopedia |
 | | If this be not proof enough for you of the stunning, almost house-like reality of the awesome realm of psychic mystery, then let me say that you must certainly work in a fish canning factory, somewhere in Iceland, and that you have an uncle called Rudy who is very hairy and almost eight feet tall. |
 | | This technique involves turning down all the radiators so that the subject of a so-called 'psychic investigation' are not in fact chatting away with the spirit world, but are merely cold. |
 | | The psychic offers a huge quantity of information (some of which is certain to be correct, near correct or just amusing), observes the, by now very cold, subject's reactions, and then refines the original statements according to those reactions. |
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