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| | Excuse Me While I Take A Moment: Quick-Reference Clay Aiken/Golf Dictionary A-H |
 | | If Clay accidentally hit an albatross with a golf ball, or even a shotgun blast, it wouldn’t be his fault, though. |
 | | If Clay was playing, they’d have to put his in a separate room, because so many people would be there looking at it. |
 | | Hazard: If Clay was playing, hazards would include mint, chocolate, tree nuts, water, Mexican food, cats, helicopter rotors, high stages, Kelly Clarkson’s rug, and whatever it was that gave him the scar on his chin. |
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