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	Stuff on Fire » real ultimate power (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		You can tell that the post is about Real Ultimate Power by the post’s title, “Real Ultimate Power… blah, blah.” Your chosen so-called profession is but an adjective, a qualifier as it were, on my noun, an ad on my verb.
		Oh, yeah — anyway Neatorama, the unofficial winnar of the Interwebs, put up a link to this deal and got us all watered up for it by telling us that, when we got there, the video would likely be speed-challenged on account of the absolute pant-load of people downloading it and all.
		This is a booger or a really skinny slug which is pretty much the same thing as a booger except that a slug walks on its stomach and a booger doesn’t and if a slug were walking on its stomach in my nose I think it would creep me out.
	norwoodmatt.com /category/real-ultimate-power (2028 words)

	Amazon.com: REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book: Books: Robert Hamburger (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		The point isnt to educate, the point is to tell the story of a troubled kid who buries himself in a ninja fantasy in order to escape his negligant parents, over-critical teachers and to compensate for his lack of friends.
		From cover to cover, "The REAL Ultimate Power" is chock full of childish hilarity counter-pointed by a very poignant under-belly displaying a fictional child's attempt to cope with being different and neglected.
		Hamburger writes this essentially "for Dummies" spoof from the perspective of a learned 10-year-old kid who's inability to deal with his reality (parents he perceives as neglectful, friends who aren't his friends, etc.) leads him to be overly passionate (he calls it "pumped") about ninjas.
	www.amazon.com /Real-Ultimate-Power-Official-Ninja/dp/080652569X (1910 words)

	Not quite so Real Ultimate Power - Uncyclopedia
		Not quite so Real Ultimate Power is not to be confused with Real Ultimate Power and various types of sausage, though at one time sausage was the force that drove Real Ultimate Power, whereas Not quite so Real Ultimate Power runs on holy power, making it vastly inefficient.
		Most recently Not quite so Real Ultimate Power was obtained by Dracula, or Black Dracula as his mother calls him.
		Briefly discussed here is the complex algore-ithm explaining how to derive Not quite so Real Ultimate Power from any of it's sources using math.
	uncyclopedia.org /wiki/Not_quite_so_Real_Ultimate_Power (259 words)

	Real Ultimate Power - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (via CobWeb/3.1 planetlab2.cs.unc.edu) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		Much of the humor associated with the Real Ultimate Power website is obscure, drawing on the common youthful obsession with ninjas by elementary and junior high school-age children.
		Ninjas, along with much ancient Japanese culture, are often regarded with admiration by Westerners for their dangerousness and martial code; by choosing them as a subject the author may be mocking this somewhat fetishised respect.
		At 193 pages in length, the book's humor is more complex (and rather darker) than that of the Real Ultimate Power.net site, with footnotes including psychological evaluations of Robert Hamburger and interviews with his parents.
	en.wikipedia.org.cob-web.org:8888 /wiki/Real_Ultimate_Power (980 words)

	Official REAL ULTIMATE POWER Parody Directory Real Ultimate Power listing parodies parady paradies
		In fact, it had little to do with real ninjas but it was so funny that people couldn't resist taking a stab (ha ha!) at making a parody.
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		Some stupid mother had her town ban the book when her 13 and 15 year old kids got hyper after buying the book.
	brianx.com /realultimatepower.html (520 words)

	TAUniverse - Real ULTIMATE Power
		-"Denial is the most powerful action a person has at their disposal.
		Fear the might of the Ninja Krogoth, the most powerful among those that exist within the Universe (just under Hanni and God, that is).
		To get a real ninja or samurai sword would most likely cost tens of thousands of dollars.
	www.tauniverse.com /forum/showthread.php?t=3779 (647 words)

	Korean, REal Ultimate Power - Yellowworld Forums
		Obviously you didn't read the first post, you have to know the original Real Ultimate Ninjas to understand the humor behind RUKG.
		Originally posted by dukekim@Apr 3 2003, 07:51 AM I am the author/spoofer of Real Ultimate Korean Guy.
		I was talking about the Rel Ultimate Ninja crap.
	forums.yellowworld.org /showthread.php?t=6214 (1019 words)

	Amazon.co.uk: Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book: Books: Robert Hamburger (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		Amazon.co.uk: Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book: Books: Robert Hamburger
		Twenty thousand web fans have already signed up to learn more about the publication of Real Ultimate Power.
		Not only did I learn learn lots of interesting FACTS about ninja's and their history but it also has lots of entertaining stories about how uncool pirates are and practical hints on pumping up.
	www.amazon.co.uk /Real-Ultimate-Power-Official-Ninja/dp/080652569X (876 words)

	Amazon.com: REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book: Books: Robert Hamburger (via CobWeb/3.1 planetlab2.cs.unc.edu) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		Amazon.com: REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book: Books: Robert Hamburger (via CobWeb/3.1 planetlab2.cs.unc.edu)
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	www.amazon.com.cob-web.org:8888 /Real-Ultimate-Power-Official-Ninja/dp/080652569X (1946 words)

	The Official George W Bush: REAL ULTIMATE POWER
		George W Bush is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.
		A: George W Bush is the ultimate paradox.
		On the one hand he does not give a crap, but on the other hand, George W Bush is very careful and precise.
	home.cfl.rr.com /reev (360 words)

	The Real Ultimate Power Ninja Wear Shop : CafePress.com (via CobWeb/3.1 planetlab2.cs.unc.edu) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		The ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can't find anybody else to kill.
		A ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
		I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean.
	www.cafepress.com.cob-web.org:8888 /realninja (106 words)

	The Real Ultimate Power Source
		speaks of the power of the Holy Spirit being given to
		One, the One full of power, the Son of God, the Savior, the Co-Creator.
		His full operation in our lives and churches to bring that focus and glory to Jesus, and...
	www.jimfeeney.org /realultimatepowersource.html (681 words)

	Ninja Facts Black Hooded Sweatshirt > Facts > Real Ultimate Power Ninja Wear \| CafePress (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		Ninja Facts Black Hooded Sweatshirt > Facts > Real Ultimate Power Ninja Wear
		Did you know that the purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people?
		Stay warm with our fl Hanes Ultimate Cotton Pullover Hood.
	www.cafepress.com /realninja.8092150?zoom=yes (56 words)

	The Official TROMBONIST Webpage-- Wielders of REAL ULTIMATE POWER
		The Official TROMBONIST Webpage-- Wielders of REAL ULTIMATE POWER
		He has a white suit and too many trombones off EBay, which is bragable.
		For more hilarious REAL ULTIMATE POWER parodies, visit the
	www.geocities.com /trombontim/realultimatepower (360 words)

	Real Ultimate Power - Uncyclopedia
		My name is Anonymous, and I can't stop thinking about admins.
		My friend Llama Jesus once saw an admin block someone just because he mispeeled a word.
		Admins are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful and sweet.
	uncyclopedia.org /wiki/Real_Ultimate_Power (386 words)

	The Official Yooper Homepage: REAL ULTIMATE POWER
		If you don't believe that Yoopers have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop you up and use you for pasty filling!!!
		The official Ninja webpage, the original REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
		The official Fat Girls webpage, another REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	www.sbea.mtu.edu /users/mabarnes/Yoopers/Yoopers.html (423 words)

	The Official Ayn Rand Webpage: REAL ULTIMATE POWER
		If you don't believe that Ayn Rand has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or she will denounce your irrational whim-worship!!!
		Ayn Rand is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, sweet, and objectively rational.
		I can't wait for the men of the mind to come back to the world.
	matilha.coolinc.info /aynrand (381 words)

	The Official Ninja Homepage: REAL ULTIMATE POWER
		My friend Mark said that he saw an EMT totally backboard some kid just because the kid opened a window.
		If you don't believe that EMTs have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will immobilize your head!!!
		EMTs are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.
	students.brooklyn.cuny.edu /ems/ninja2.htm (327 words)

	NINJAS have the Real Ultimate Power!!!! - Beyond3D Forum
		I didn't know that they actually did use the special training rooms with squeaky floors to train ninjas to walk on walls!
		a while ago (last giftmas?) real ultimate power had a book published.
		Nah, she just acts that way....she's really a pussycat.
	www.beyond3d.com /forum/showthread.php?t=26470 (645 words)

	The Official Cytochrome p450 Webpage: REAL ULTIMATE POWER
		The Official Cytochrome p450 Webpage: REAL ULTIMATE POWER
		coli, have high turnover numbers for lots of really awesome substrates, and, most of all, are really sweet (my friend Ed tasted one once).
		I can't wait to work with p450s in the lab next year.
	www.its.caltech.edu /~atobias/RUP-p450.html (416 words)

	The Unofficial Gabe Kaplan Homepage: REAL ULTIMATE POWER
		Gabe Kaplan is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.
		This webpage was created in honor of Gabe Kaplan's birthday by Mr.
		If you didn't know, this is yet another parody of the original Real Ultimate Power website, which you should check out soon.
	www.nerfect.com /kaplanbday/kaplan.html (333 words)

	Laserlord's Real Ultimate Power Web Page
		Laserlord is swift, crazy smooth, rockin cool, mega powerful, and sweet.
		On the one hand Laserlord is a really nice guy, but on the other hand, he wants to control the galaxy.
		I heard that Laserlord is always silly and inane to the point of absurdity.
	mywebpages.comcast.net /laserlord/ultpower/ultpower.htm (314 words)

	Real Ultimate Power - Dance Forums (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
		Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS.
		My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas.
	www.dance-forums.com /showthread.php?t=120 (199 words)

	The Official SysAdmin Homepage: REAL ULTIMATE POWER
		My friend Mark said that he saw a SysAdmin totally hack some kid just because the kid opened Windows ®.
		If you don't believe that SysAdmins have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will hack your computer!!!
		SysAdmins are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.
	www.docsmooth.com /rupower/sysadmin.html (347 words)

	REAL Ultimate Lutheran Power Concord Concord Concord Concord Concord Concord Concord Concord Concord Concord
		REAL Ultimate Lutheran Power Concord Concord Concord Concord Concord Concord Concord Concord Concord Concord
		Lutherans are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and mildly inebriated.
		He's a lot older than me and almost done with his vicarage,
	www.ms.uky.edu /~jstrodtb/lutherans/lutherans.html (334 words)

	Amazon.ca: Real Ultimate Power: Books: Robert Hamburger (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-19)
		As soon as I found out about Real Ultimate Power from the website I was ready to FLIP-OUT!!!
		First, to all you too-sensitive types crapping about how this book or the website are not on how to be a real ninja or about how much it defaces the Ninjacular arts, shut it.
		Heaven forbid someone creates an amusing parody of anything.
	www.amazon.ca /Real-Ultimate-Power-Robert-Hamburger/dp/080652569X (941 words)

	Real Ultimate Power
		My friend Britton said that he saw Caveman Robot totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
		If you don't believe that Caveman Robot has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!!
		Caveman Robot is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.
	www.tetragrammatron.com /real.html (395 words)

	The Official Lawn Wrangler Homepage: REAL ULTIMATE POWER
		The Official Lawn Wrangler Homepage: REAL ULTIMATE POWER
		Wranglers are heady, smooth, cool, funky, powerful, stealthy, and will TOTALLY dub you into reverse world if you don't watch it.
		A: Lawn Wranglers are the ultimate paradox because on the one hand they give you fruit but on the other hand they totally look like rodeo clowns.
	www.lawnwranglers.org (432 words)

	The Offical Gary Ezzo Webpage: REAL Ultimate Power!!!!
		The Offical Gary Ezzo Webpage: REAL Ultimate Power!!!!
		Ezzo is fast, slick, cool, authoritarian, powerful, and sweet.
		I can't wait to start Babywise next year.
	www.postmodernclog.com /realultimateezzo.html (347 words)

	The Official Programmer Homepage: REAL ULTIMATE POWER
		Programmers are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.
		He's a lot fler than me and almost compiled his own Linux kernel,
		Programmers around the world pay homage to THE REAL ULTIMATE POWER!
	www.progsoc.org /~jselliot/real_ultimate_power (322 words)

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