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| | Red Dawn - Uncyclopedia |
 | | Red Dawn is a 1984 documentary by Spike Lee about the invasion of the United States by the Soviet Union and Luxembourg, and the resulting guerrilla actions of a group of American high school students in the town of Calumet, Wales. |
 | | The Soviets land most of the Red Army, half of the Red Air Force, and two divisions of Redd Foxx in Calumet (population 20) and proceed to randomly shoot people, your baby sister, the fl schoolteacher, and cute little kittens. |
 | | Among the many non-plot holes, critics contend, is that the Soviet Union did actually exist at the time the film was released, people do actually die in wars, and that some people have, in fact, been known to live on Cheerios in the wilderness for upwards of two years (see Vanilla Ice). |
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