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 | | However, the truth is that, in Hebrew, "Richard Garfield" becomes "dleifraG drahciR," the incantation used to rip a whole in reality, and, if used in conjunction with the proper rituals, to cause Ayn Rand to return to the corporeal world, signaling the apocalypse. |
 | | Although the true events of this conflict are still under dispute, and many of the relevant documents were classified or destroyed by Margaret Thatcher, it is known that Richard Garfield was a participant. |
 | | Garfield realized that, do to the dangerous nature of Magic: The Gathering, and its high capability for addiction, that he would face both severe legal and personal threats were he public associated with it. |
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