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Barrelhouse Fiction: Ryan Seacrest is Famous, by Dave Housley (Site not responding. Last check: ) |
 | | Seacrest was like a character from one of those John Hughes movies, always trying too hard, wearing those old man hats, the plaid pants and the ruffled shirts and the baby blue shoes. |
| | His show, the "Metal Experience," was right before Seacrest's "Dancin' Tuesday Afternoon." Burns would see him waiting in the little entryway, a stack of albums at his feet, his hair teased to ape the swoops and waves of the latest dance band, glittery jacket reflecting the fluorescent light like a low-rent disco ball. |
| | Ryan Seacrest dresses like a teenager, in t-shirts that Burns doesn't even understand, jeans that flare out on the bottom, with white splotches on the thighs. |
| www.barrelhousemag.com /seacrest.html (964 words) |
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