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 | | The samurai place a strong emphasis on honour, which is determined by how many battles a samurai can win, how good he is at chess and swordplay, how skilled he is in 1337, and how many White Castle hamburgers he can eat in one sitting. |
 | | Among the greatest of all samurai, eight remain supreme; Hello Kitty, Miyamoto Musashi, Toshiro Mifune, Kojiro Sasaki, Sauron the Lord of the Dance, Leeroy Jenkins, Your Mum, and perhaps the greatest of all, Jesus. |
 | | Ninjas and samurai have been at a war for millions of years, the only time in whitch the samurai have lived in peace was the Edo (pronounced E-do) period where their "grand master samurai shogun"(Akira Kurosawa) was ruler of japan. |
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