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| | The Cynic's Sanctuary |
 | | Knauss was born, Billy the Kid still walked the planet, as did Dostoyevsky, Longfellow, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Victor Hugo, General Grant, Richard Wagner and Sitting Bull. |
 | | Knauss was born before Kafka, D.H. Lawrence, Franklin and Eleanor Roosevelt, Picasso, Ty Cobb, Al Jolson, Virginia Woolf, James Joyce, T.S. Eliot, Pope John XXIII, Cecil B. DeMille, Fanny Brice, Babe Ruth, Hitler, Charlie Chaplin, Harry Truman and Grand Duchess Anastasia (21 YEARS before Anastasia, as a matter of fact). |
 | | Knauss is "a very tranquil person and nothing fazes her." In fact, when informed that she was now the world's oldest living person, she nonchalantly replied, "So what?" She craves milk-chocolate turtles and potato chips. |
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