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	Schlong - Uncyclopedia
		Schlong (sve.), the, noun, male reproductive organ, named after Arthur D. Clarke Schlong (1774 - 1843), who is unanimously agreed to be the inventor of the latter.
		Schlong was born in Sweden as the only child of a donkey breeder.
		The average Schlong has an Ejaculatory Capacity (CEj) of up to 85,000 times during the normal male lifespan, the equivalent of a standard bucketload (1.0753654 hogsheads).
	uncyclopedia.org /wiki/Schlong (713 words)

	Schlong (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-07-12)
		Schlong was the brain child of Dave Mello, Pat Mello and Gavin Mc Authur.
		Schlong took their name from one of Gavin's cats who's name was Schlong.
		Schlong went on to play countless shows on seven US tours, record seven albums and many splits and compellations.
	www.loudrockmusic.com /Pages/schlong.htm (122 words)

	WFMU's Beware of the Blog: Schlong: Live on WFMU (Video)
		Schlong was a band from somewhere in Northern California.
		This 13 minute video clip of Schlong performing live at WFMU's former East Orange abode was filmed in fl and white, on a stationary camera hooked through the mixing board so as to get a quality audio track.
		Schlong is reuniting for a handful of West Coast shows in March (I think).
	blog.wfmu.org /freeform/2006/01/schlong.html (1167 words)

	The Poor Man: Art History 101
		About a hundred years ago, artists decided they were tired of painting schlong, and they wanted to paint pictures of something else.
		This was also about the time that photography was invented, so ordinary non-artist people could take their own pictures of schlong, and also about the time that people stopped going to museums.
		Hollywood make a couple of dramatic improvements in art: first, and most notably, schlong would be replaced by explosions, which are a lot cooler; and, secondly, absurdly hot women would take showers.
	www.thepoorman.net /archives/001969.html (246 words)

	Urban Dictionary: Schlong
		Schlong sound penis cock dick wang johnson dong willy weiner prick boner pecker sex rod knob chode erection meat member balls wiener unit peter sausage shlong vagina ding-dong hose noodle snake thing woody it peepee shaft tube worm pipe tool dinkerbell hog junk one-eyed monster schlank stiffy wanger wanker weenus winky fuck hard on
		A schlong is just another dork, wang or johnson.
		It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the long bit that sticks out of its rear end.
	www.urbandictionary.com /define.php?term=Schlong&defid=169913#169913 (364 words)

	Schlong - Biography - AOL Music
		Schlong first came into being around 1988, cropping up in the same Oakland County area that Operation Ivy used to haunt.
		The name Schlong did not appear until sometime later, taken from the name of a cat the band saw often.
		Get Schlong biography information, download, listen and watch Schlong music, mp3's, song lyrics, music videos, Internet radio, live performances, concerts, and use the music search function to find information on other new and established recording artists.
	music.aol.com /artist/schlong/206486/biography (165 words)

	We Are the Cheeze III:
		Schlong tries to peer around the sign, but realizes he is still mid-sentence] How sex effects you, the consumer.
		Schlong: However, not all approaches are as straightforward as this.
		Schlong: This is my book, which I named using a naming scheme that I found on many web pages on the internet that I researched entitled: Sex Sex Sex Blond Orgy WindowsNT Vibrator Game Lezbians in Marketing.
	www.suave.net /WATC/cheezeiiisex.html (1622 words)

	Schlong
		Some time in the early 1990's Schlong played their first show at a friend's apartment for his birthday party in Albany, CA.
		Some of their albums to look for are; Schlong, Essential Schlong, Non-essential Schlong, Waxy Yellow Build up, Punk Side Story, and their final album Fish Booty.
		In 2004 after nearly a decade Schlong got back together and played a reunion tour throughout California.
	loudrockmusic.com /Pages/schlong.htm (122 words)

	PopMatters My Favorite Thing \| From Your First Cigarette to Your Last Dyin' Day: Schlong's Punk Side Story
		Schlong embraced the idea, as the drummer, Dave, formerly of Operation Ivy and Pat's brother, and guitarist Gavin MacArthur had also grown up listening to West Side Story.
		Schlong sought to recreate the show using a real cast of Bay Area punk bands, planning to recruit Rancid to play the Jets and the Voodoo Glow Skulls to be the rival Latino gang, the Sharks.
		In addition to Schlong and Melissa MacArthur, the ultimately recorded cast included Andy Asp, now of the Pattern, as Tony; Katrina Ford, from JAKS, appears in an excellent turn as Anita; and Jack Canada of Guano as Riff.
	www.popmatters.com /features/mft/punk-side-story-051027.shtml (1660 words)

	Schlong - AOL Music
		Long Schlong Silver, he is larger than life with this man's pouch, one size fits most.
		Schlong came to life in a west Oakland warehouse, named the Zen Den.
		Download, listen and watch Schlong music, mp3's, song lyrics, music videos, Internet radio, live performances, concerts, and more on AOL Music.
	music.aol.com /artist/schlong/206486/main (123 words)

	Big Schlong \| HarveyKane.com
		In particular, I seem to be getting more visitors for the phrase "big schlong" than I do for web development type keywords.
		Granted there is less competetion for "big schlong" than there is for "web development", but who would have thought.
		I mentioned the phrase "big schlong" once on an article a while ago in the context of deciding if the unborn baby was a boy or a girl.
	www.harveykane.com /articles/38/big-schlong (331 words)

	Black kong in tight schlong
		They are teached to please their man, no matter if it is for short term only and we surely enjoy this little schlong when she gobbled away on my huge fl kong.
		It's not only that, but these oversexed babes allso enjoy it big time when they get a shot of hot sperm in their tight little cunts, so i advice you to get home with us and check all the videos i have been making for you to enjoy.
		Its all about asian girls that are taking my sticky hot gooey up their tight vaginas, and they enjoy it like hell every time i shoot my cum deep inside of their lustholes.
	www.pornogata.com /gall6/oriental_creamy/doggy_asian/index73.html (150 words)

	The Mooney Suzuki > Boards > Talk > The Schlong Game
		So basically, you think of a name of a band, film etc and and replace one of the words of the name with "schlong" for example "jurassic schlong" jurassic park, or "Schlongbusters" ghostbusters or "kick out the schlongs" kick out the jams...
		His son, Schlong Guthrie, did the song [and film] "Alice's Schlong" about, well, Schlong and her restaurant.
		May 20, 2005 11:33 AM Schlongs of Praise is my fave for so many reasons.
	themooneysuzuki.com /boards/Talk/563 (492 words)

	www.myspace.com/drschlongofficialfanclub
		well basically this is a website,created by Mike Strutt and Ben Shewan with the approval of the band, to show our love for the pure funk genius which is dr schlong.
		dr schlong official fan club has 13 friends.
		View All of dr schlong official fan club 's Friends
	www.myspace.com /drschlongofficialfanclub (157 words)

	El Schlong : iSOUND.COM™
		After the Big Gravy Stroke, the myriad of splatterings pulsed with life and congealed into planets, lifeforms, and El Schlong.
		Their numerous musical influences combined with their own creative juices leaving the stiff cloth you hear today.
		El Schlong's music is metal with a twist of random.
	www.isound.com /el_schlong (249 words)

	Schlong: Reviews, Discography, Audio Clips, and more \|\|\| Music.com
		Schlong: Reviews, Discography, Audio Clips, and more
		Schlong basically got together with a whole bunch of their friends and decided to record a drunken, spastic version of West Side Story in its entirety.
		Schlong and company retell this modern day Romeo and Juliet story, only with more of an absurd twist.
	www.music.com /group/schlong/1 (152 words)

	Dr Schlong
		Welcome one and all to documented evidence of our audio sexual free for all, that is Dr Schlong.
		Perfectly Shaped and finally formed in 2004, our music is an expression of the music we love and carries forward the influences that funk/punk have made on each of our lives.
		Stylewise we have been compared to early Red Hot Chili Peppers, Primus and Incubus (The Funk Years), which to us, to be even remotely compared is the greatest compliment of all.
	www.unsignedbandweb.com /music/bands/4184 (219 words)

	Curmudgeonly & Skeptical²
		I was laughing so hard I missed the details, but I think that tyke may also have a record now.
		Jack, from the day after E.D. HILL was replaced, untill Monday of this week, I quit watching F&F. From what I've seen this week it's apparent that the show hasn't recovered - all the chemistry is gone.
		On Wednesday, the President announced that he would support a hike in the federal minimum wage, from $5.15 to $7.25 an hour, in exchange for the Democratic Congress providing "targeted tax and regulatory relief" for small businesses.
	curmudgeonlyskeptical.blogspot.com (2338 words)

	purevolume™ \| Schlong Daddy
		Usually very adult oriented lyrics (XXX) and always fun.Very energetic live.
		All songs, lyrics and pictures © Schlong Daddy.
		You must be logged in as a “LISTENER” to add comments.
	www.purevolume.com /schlongdaddy (104 words)

	Urban Dictionary: schlong
		Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong.
		A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth.
		Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
	www.urbandictionary.com /define.php?term=schlong (364 words)

	Threadless T-Shirts - Schlong's bakery
		Use our fancy banners to blog about this design.
		Schlong\'s Bakery - You and me on rye!
		I don't get excited over Bakeries named after a hefty sized penis definition of schlong
	www.threadless.com /submission/88827/Schlong_s_bakery (223 words)

	Xbox 360 & Xbox Forums - View Profile: Donkey Schlong
		And when that Great Day comes and I fight alongside Jesus Christ, I would gladly throw you into the bottomless pit myself.
		Donkey Schlong is not a member of any public groups
		IGN's enterprise databases running Oracle, SQL and MySQL are professionally monitored and managed by Pythian Remote DBA.
	forum.teamxbox.com /member.php?u=34523 (105 words)

	MP3 4U - "Days Of Our Livers" by Schlong
		Din says: You must download this unspeakable anthem from Schlong's schlongspace.
		The irrepressible bro-duo of Dave and Pat Mello forms the yeast based foundation of this keg-exploding band.
		Rumour hazzit they'll be playing Gilman again soon so keep your earballs peeled.
	www.mp34u.com /songCard.php?posting=4164 (50 words)

	Silvia Saint sucking on schlong in her jail cell
		Silvia Saint sucking on schlong in her jail cell
		Please remember that these are only sample movies which are reduced in quality and size.
		All models, actors, actresses and other persons that appear in any visual portrayal of actual sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in this Website were over the age of eighteen years at the time the visual image was created.
	www.hottest-pornstars-galleries.com /hottest2687/hottest_0.html (89 words)

	Official Ticketmaster site. Schlong tickets, dates
		The name Schlong did not appear until sometime later, taken from the name of a cat the band...
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	www.ticketmaster.com /artist/786594?brand=none (454 words)

	SCHLONG
		SCHLONG / Title: Fish Booty - Label: Bun Length - LP
		SCHLONG / Title: Fish Booty - Label: Bun Length - CD
		SCHLONG / Title: The Unessential Schlong - Label: Very Small - CD
	www.punklist.com /recordshop/SSCHLONG.html (67 words)

	Official Ticketmaster site. Schlong tickets, dates
		We currently do not have any tickets on sale for Schlong.
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	www.ticketmaster.ca /artist/786594?brand=none (308 words)

	schlong: See what people are saying right now on Technorati
		schlong: See what people are saying right now on Technorati
		It’s very uncommon for asian shemales to have such long dicks like this little bitch.
		schlong per day for the last 30 days
	technorati.com /tag/schlong (103 words)

	RateMySchlong.com - Bringing you the best schlongs on the internet.
		RateMySchlong.com - Bringing you the best schlongs on the internet.
		When 2257 is overturned we will reactivate all of the schlongs.
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	www.ratemyschlong.com (174 words)

	Long schlong prob
		Down the Pub ::: Barrel of Laughs ::: Long schlong prob
		There was a young man who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee.
		I've had it up to here with the newspaper guys portraying me as a big-swinging, skirt-chasing,
	p205.ezboard.com /fdownthepubfrm5.showMessage?topicID=2429.topic (158 words)

	Schlong Kong Records (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-07-12)
		Welcome to the King of all the Schlong In the Land!
		Schlong Kong Records is a distro for Stevie Hayes Records, Swollen Testacle Records, ZenPenDragon Records and we will distro your music!
		Anyone with cds, get in touch, if we dig it, we will distro it!
	www.geocities.com /schlongkongrecords (98 words)

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