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	Separate Vocations - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		"Separate Vocations" is the 18th episode of The Simpsons' third season.
		After taking career aptitude tests (which were scored by a malfunctioning computer), Lisa discovers that the occupation she's best suited for is homemaker while Bart is pegged as a future police officer.
		When Principal Skinner is questioning Lisa about her newfound sense of irresponsibility, he asks "What are you rebelling against?" She responds "Whaddaya got?" like Marlon Brando in the movie The Wild One.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Separate_Vocations (435 words)

	Vivian Gilbreth: Can Dominicans Really Be Lay People?
		Since the vocation to follow the charism of a saint is not the same as a vocation to a state of life, association with a religious order does not preclude authentic lay life.
		An important distinction must be made between the vocation to a life-style (marriage, single, religious) and the vocation to a particular charism within the church (a deep identity with the spirit and charism of an order).
		The grace and strength of the Dominican vocation is just as real for lay persons as for religious, and they are graced with the same Dominican charism within their lay state of life.
	www.spiritualitytoday.org /spir2day/853725gilbreth.html (2863 words)

	Separate Vocations Written by George Meyer Directed by Jeffrey Lynch [$Id 8f15 1.3 920316
		Separate Vocations Written by George Meyer Directed by Jeffrey Lynch =============================================================================== [$Id: 8f15 1.3 92/03/16 08:00:53 raymond Exp Locker: raymond $] =============================================================================== > Title sequence =============================================================================== Blackboard :- `I will not barf unless I'm sick'.
		Homer: [gags on his food] -- Bart's scientifically-selected career, ``Separate Vocations'' Marge: You know, your father wanted to be a policeman for a little while, but they said he was too heavy.
		The Two Cops: [laugh uproariously] -- Just checking, ``Separate Vocations'' % Bart asks for some action, but Eddie explains that the life of a cop is % not the way it's portrayed in the movies.
	www.skepticfiles.org /en001/s8f15.htm (3334 words)

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		Etymologically, discernment means to “separate apart” so we might distinguish something in order for it to be perceived clearly.
		Discernment Programs — attending a weekend retreat at a seminary, vocation evenings or joining a discussion group of other young men discerning a vocation are invaluable in helping one to come to greater clarity about God’s call to priesthood.
		The vocation director may also help through regular meetings so as to help in discerning with the young man the authenticity of the call.
	www.usccb.org /vocations/resourced.doc (624 words)

	Contra Spiritum Mundi: Heroic Womanhood and the Culture of Life - David Meconi, S.J. - Catholic Dossier - May/June 1999
		Woman, whose primary vocation is to be receptive and protective of the other, is the stable center of true culture.
		Stein argues that in the man, the vocation to rule is prior to his nurturing capacity and in woman the converse is true: her first instinct is to nurture, and secondly to master.
		In such a dehumanizing society the man is given license to forget his paternal vocation and is too easily excused when he counts only his ability to master and rule as all important.
	www.catholic.net /rcc/Periodicals/Dossier/MAYJUN99/heroic.html (3483 words)

	American Ecumenism: Separatism, Separation and Schism
		So Goen champions "separation" even though it is not only the age of freedom from the state, but also the inevitable and welcomed charter for the voluntary and hence divided church.
		The result of separatism and separation has been the proliferation of Paul-ist, Cephas-ite, Apollo-nian denominations that in their prosperity (contrast Europe’s dying establishment churches) suggest the values of capitalist competitive models for church life -- even if they seem to contradict the drive toward Christian unity.
		To quote Goen’s own concluding remarks on the problem of vocation that he himself set tip: "In spite of all obscurities, Christians can affirm that history is purposeful and that its meaning is disclosed, at least proleptically, in Jesus Christ.
	www.religion-online.org /showarticle.asp?title=897 (2128 words)

	Sisters of St. Basil the Great - Uniontown, PA
		Among other changes planned, the Saturday Moleben, traditionally designated for vocations the past few years, will be to the Mother of God.
		Also, a weekend Divine Liturgy is expected to be celebrated for the special intention of vocations.
		Separate programs are being planned once again for Children, Teen and Young Adult pilgrims.
	www.byzcath.org /ssb/News/SSB20030520-2.htm (309 words)

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		VOCATION COMPANION OBEDIENCE MARY SPOUSE MOTHER VOCATION.TXT 60675 (c) Edith Stein "The Separate Vocations of Man and Woman According to Nature and Grace" 1931.
		PERSONALITY FORMATION FREE WILL NATURE VOCATION SPOUSE MOTHER FAITH MONTESSORI PROBEDUC.TXT 215937 (c) Edith Stein "Problems of Women's Education" When Edith Stein was appointed as lecturer at the German Institute for Scientific Pedagogy, 1932, she was commissioned to handle the problem of women's education.
		The present essay was composed on the basis of the manuscript of these lectures which the author revised for publication subsequently.
	library.catholic.org /theology/theology10.txt (2257 words)

	Welcome to the Vocations Office \| Archdiocese of Saint Paul and Minneapolis
		In the persecution of Diocletian the number of martyrs became so great that a separate day could not be assigned to each.
		But the Church, feeling that every martyr should be venerated, appointed a common day for all.
		Free vocation class at the University of St. Thomas given by Gordy DeMarais on Tuesdays 11:45 to 1:15.
	www.10000vocations.org /content.asp?id=367 (372 words)

	Fancy Store-Bought Dirt: Simpsons: Pool 41 (with Pool 37 results)
		"Separate Vocations" is definitely "one to beat." A strong personal favorite, though not as easy to remember out of the blue as other personal favorites.
		Separate Vocations -- Hits exactly the right blend of hilarity and sweetness.
		Separate Vocations - The lines in the Stonecutters ep are much, much better.
	www.attemptedchemistry.com /matt979/archives/001598.html (1068 words)

	Sermon by the Archbishop of Canterbury
		The way is open to God the Father for all, for people of every race, even though their difference is not abolished.
		On the journey to that final maturity, fulfilment and joy that is the presence of God the Father, human pilgrims mingle as they go, in all their diversity, with all their separate vocations.
		No-one is shut off from the experience of another; all share one goal; each recognises that what is good for them as they journey is good for all.
	www.cmep.org /theology/2004Feb3.htm (1515 words)

	Separate Vocations
		-- Time well-spent, ``Separate Vocations'' Some time later, two uniformed guards come into the classroom and pick up the tests, placing them into a satchel which is handcuffed to one guard's wrist.
		-- Eddie explains Mayor Quimby's presence at a motel, ``Separate Vocations'' Inside, Quimby asks his date du jour, ``How would you uh like a street named after you?'' Lisa is at her desk.
		The Two Cops: [laugh uproariously] -- Just checking, ``Separate Vocations'' Bart asks for some action, but Eddie explains that the life of a cop is not the way it's portrayed in the movies.
	www.snpp.com /episodes/8F15.html (3339 words)

	DVD Times - The Simpsons: The Complete Third Season
		All these separate menus have little segments of animation when you click on them, although only the language selection menu and the subtitles menu are animated.
		These are then housed in separate cardboard dust cover; the colour of the packaging for season 3 is purple.
		The rears are only used occasionally, although the music is given decent left/right separation from the dialogue, which itself is mostly confined to the centre channel and is perfectly clear.
	www.dvdtimes.co.uk /content.php?contentid=5814 (2606 words)

	Rosary for Vocations Tapes and CDs
		may be used as a holy hour for vocations, but separate sections may be used in many ways, for example:
		The cost per booklet is only $1.00, and it is available in English and in Spanish.
		Please use to foster prayer for priestly and religious vocations in your parish or other faith community.
	www.diocese-sdiego.org /rosary.htm (61 words)

	Fancy Store-Bought Dirt: Simpsons Archives
		My tentative sense is that those two episodes are in fact "Separate Vocations" and "Bart of Darkness"; however, I'd love to see discussion and even argument.
		Vocations got 2 first-pace votes, 1 each for Ice and Exit.
		Counting what I posted myself, "Separate Vocations" and "Lisa on Ice" are in a dead heat.
	www.attemptedchemistry.com /matt979/archives/cat_simpsons.html (11166 words)

	Last Exit To Springfield - Simpsons Quotes - Separate Vocations (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-07)
		Edna: Some of you may discover a wonderful vocation you'd never even imagined.
		Others may find out life isn't fair, in spite of your Masters from Bryn Mawr, you might end up a glorified babysitter to a bunch of dead-eyed fourth graders while your husband runs naked on a beach with your marriage counselor!!
		This site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to The Simpsons are not authorized by FOX.
	www.lardlad.com /assets/quotes/season3/vocations.shtml (394 words)

	Catholic Pages Directory: » Controversies » FEMINISM
		Mulieris Dignitatem Pope John Paul II - Apostolic Letter - On the Dignity and Vocation of Women on the Occasion of the Marian Year - 15 August 1988
		Separate Vocations of Man and Woman According to Nature and Grace St Edith Stein
		Task of Woman in the Modern World Janet Kalven shows how every woman can realize her vocation to the full as a wife, mother, religious or single woman in the world.
	www.catholic-pages.com /DIR/feminism.asp (1254 words)

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		This reality of "not being in charge" continued even with the return of some exiles to the land and with the nation-building projects of Ezra and Nehemiah, for their return to life and worship in the land was accomplished without kingship or sovereignty, under the protection of pagan imperial power.
		Efforts to draw and police borderlines on the previously fluid terrain of Jewish reality aimed at separating non-Messianic Jew from Messianic Jew and in the end contributed to a weakened sense of missionary calling as God's people seeking the peace of the city.
		As Christians relate to Jews, argues Cartwright, "the distinctiveness of their respective vocations and narratives of peoplehood must be preserved as these children of Abraham attempt faithfully to live out their theological understandings of covenant."
	www.goshen.edu /mqr/pastissues/july05eppweaver.html (12874 words)

	The Simpsons: Separate Vocations - TV.com
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	www.tv.com /simpsons/separate-vocations/episode/1338/summary.html (746 words)

	smash's world: The Simpson House... Lost Room? _ the offical homepage of Ben Guild (smash)
		Turns out that there's a separate, "Rumpus Room" and hallway, and it's seen in very few episodes.
		It is seen in "Three Men and a Comic Book", "Separate Vocations", and "Lady Bouvier's Lover".
		The above diagram is consistent with those episodes.
	www.smashsworld.com /2006/03/simpson-house-lost-room.php (187 words)

	Your Questions Answered
		In Flaming Moe, episode # 8F08 about a popular new drink developed at the local tavern, customers request a "Virgin Moe", parodying a drink called a "virgin mary".
		In Separate Vocations, episode # 8F15, upon seeing a horde of toys confiscated from school children, Bart explains "Madre de Dios" [Mother of God], an allusion to the frequency with which Hispanics utter Marian ejaculatory prayers.
		In Duffless, episode # 9F14, imperiled while rolling down an incline, Police Chief Clancy Wiggum screams "Mother of Mercy", alluding to the frequency with which Irish utter Marian ejaculations, especially in times of danger.
	campus.udayton.edu /mary/questions/yq2/yq306.html (688 words)

	The Firm's Godly Service in a Secular Society (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-07)
		Prior to those roles, I was a practicing attorney.
		So, in one sense, I have had three separate vocations, but each time I made a change, it was around circumstances in which I felt very clearly that it was God’s decision to make the change.
		My career has been a constant process of being challenged to relate my faith to my business decisions and to my relationships with people in the marketplace, and, at times, to seek confidence and guidance when major decisions have to be made.
	www.acton.org /publicat/randl/interview.php?id=342 (1915 words)

	Season 3 Episode Guide
		February 20, 1992: Homer at the Bat: Burns hires Major League ringers for the plant softball championship.
		February 27, 1992: Separate Vocations: The results from their aptitude tests cause Bart and Lisa to make 180-degree turns in their behavior.
		March 12, 1992: Dog of Death: Santa's Little Helper notices resentment after the Simpsons make sacrifices to fund his life-saving operation.
	www.simpsonsseason.com /season_3_episode_guide.htm (622 words)

	[No title] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-07)
		When: Saturday Evening, July 23rd through Sunday Morning, July 24th We kindly ask you in advance to sign up for one hour or more to pray for vocations.
		If you are registering for more than one person, please write the number of people who will be attending nocturnal adoration for vocations next to the time slot.
		Nocturnal Adoration for Vocations at the YFE Adoration For Vocations (AFV) c/o Denise Gunderson 5510 Mt. Vernon Pkwy Atlanta, GA 30327 Please place stamp here When: Saturday Evening, July 23rd through Sunday Morning, July 24th We kindly ask you in advance to sign up for one hour or more to pray for vocations.
	www.yfe.org /afv.doc (924 words)

	'Simpsons' Chronology Part 3 quiz -- free game (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-07)
		Which great player does Homer replace to win the big baseball match for Springfield against Shelbyville?
		What is Bart's future vocation, according to the career test he takes?
		The family has to make a few sacrifices to pay for Santa's Little Helper's operation.
	www.funtrivia.com /playquiz.cfm?qid=79815 (385 words)

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		Separate Vocations Written by George Meyer Directed by Jeffrey Lynch =============================================================================== [$Id: 8f15 1.4 92/06/03 22:32:18 raymond Exp Locker: raymond $] =============================================================================== > TV Guide synopsis Bart becomes a strict law enforcer and Lisa a law breaker when aptitude tests point them in opposite directions from which they'd been headed.
		Other voices: Yeardley Smith, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer, Pamela Hayden, Julie Kavner.
		-- I'm not touching this one, ``Separate Vocations'' % Milhouse shoots a spitball at Kerny, who whines, ``Bart, do something!'' % Bart hauls Milhouse away.
	www.snpp.com /episodes/8F15 (3372 words)

	The Simpsons: Episode Guide : Separate Vocations
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		When's Separate Vocations coming up on UK TV Unfortunately the episode
		Bart and Lisa both take a career test that finds out their ideal jobs in the future.
	library.digiguide.com /episode.asp?id=2574 (126 words)

	Women (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-07)
		John Paul II \ On the Consecrated Life
		John Paul II \ On the Dignity and Vocation of Women
		Stein, Edith \ The Separate Vocations of Man and Woman According to Nature and Grace
	www.monksofadoration.org /womentxt.html (115 words)

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