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 | | In the first occurrence of the year 1997 there was a much disputed theory that when the number of Starbucks reached critical mass, estimated to be about 4 septillion, the universe would collapse back in on itself and would have to be recreated, including a repeat performance by the participants of the original big bang. |
 | | This resulted in a great deal of fear since it was felt that with only 8 septillion beers (9 billion years) in which to recover Big Papa Bot would not yet be sufficiently recuperated for a bang of sufficient size and the milky way would not be reformed. |
 | | An alternate fear was that with the uprising of STDs and the invention of the condom Cleopatra would insist on using more reliable birth control which, again, would prevent the creation of the mikey way. |
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