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	Seymour Skinner - Biocrawler (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-27)
		Skinner is the prototypical educational bureaucrat, constantly concerned with a low-grade battle against the school's inadequate resources, apathetic, bitter teachers, and largely rowdy and unenthusiastic students--Bart being the standout example.
		However, in an episode devoted to filling in the character's backstory, it was revealed that Skinner actually is an impostor, having stolen the identity of his platoon sergeant at the end of the war.
		Seymour's real name is Armin Tamzarian (an Armenian name) and he was a troublesome orphan until he joined the military.
	www.biocrawler.com /encyclopedia/Seymour_Skinner (318 words)

	Seymour Skinner - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Seymour Skinner (born Armen Tamzarian, 1953) is a fictional character on The Simpsons, voiced by Harry Shearer.
		Skinner is a stereotypical educational bureaucrat, the principal of Springfield Elementary School.
		Skinner's Sense of Snow (Season 12, Episode 8) Skinner and the students are trapped at school by an ice storm.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Seymour_Skinner (1347 words)

	Kids.Net.Au - Encyclopedia > The Simpsons Seymour Skinner
		Its principal is Seymour Skinner, and its superintendent is Superintendent Chalmers (with his assistant Leopold).
		Seymour Skinner (voiced by Harry Shearer) is the prototypical educational bureaucrat, constantly concerned with a low-grade battle against the school's inadequate resources, largely apathetic teachers, and largely rowdy and unenthusiastic students--Bart being the standout example.
		Skinner, famous for his theories that with appropriate reward and punishment conditioning techniques, any behaviour could be introduced into an individual.
	www.kids.net.au /encyclopedia-wiki/th/The_Simpsons___Seymour_Skinner (1131 words)

	Seymour Skinner - Armeniapedia.org
		Image:Seymour-skinner.gif Seymour Skinner (born Armen Tamzarian, 1953) is a fictional character on The Simpsons, voiced by Harry Shearer.
		Skinner is a stereotypical educational bureaucrat, the principal of Springfield Elementary School.
		Seymour Skinner's father, Sheldon Skinner, fought on Abe Simpson's WW II squad.
	www.armeniapedia.org /index.php?title=Seymour_Skinner (329 words)

	Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song" is the eighteenth episode of The Simpsons' fifth season, first aired on April 28, 1994.
		Skinner looking at a monitor with two dots, one moving and one stationary, is from the movie Alien.
		Skinner's "great American novel" idea turns out to be an inadvertent plagiarism of Jurassic Park.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Sweet_Seymour_Skinner's_Baadasssss_Song (648 words)

	Springfield Elementary School - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		In several episodes, Chalmers was seen dating Agnes Skinner (much to Seymour's dismay), although in other episodes he has mentioned he is married.
		He was a surly, snarling one-trick pony; when Principal Skinner had to be temporarily replaced, Leopold stomped in, issued vague threats, and terrified the children, making them think he was the replacement, and then suddenly and politely introduced the actual substitute, Ned Flanders.
		Although a joke was made of Üter's disappearance in a later episode, with his parents asking Skinner where their missing son was, he has since reappeared, alive and plump.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Springfield_Elementary_School (1903 words)

	The Principals Office >> This Is Your Principal...... (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-27)
		Armen was greatly influenced by his commander Seymour Skinner and when Seymour was declaired Missing In Action, it was Armens unpleasent duty to tell his mother.
		Skinners house she mistook him for her own son and he played along.
		Skinner dated Patty Bouvier and proposed marriage, with a two years salary engagement ring, but was declined.
	skinner.indasy.net /?zoom=bio (448 words)

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	www.taxgloss.com /Tax-Professions_Q_-_S-/Skinner.html (159 words)

	Skinner
		Skinner, Inc. is one of the nation’s leading auction houses for antiques and fine art and the only major auction house headquartered in New England.
		Skinner provides a broad range of auction and appraisal services, and it is widely regarded as one of the most trusted names in the auction business.
		Skinner galleries are located in Boston and Bolton, Mass.
	www.skinnerinc.com /press/2282_August_Auction_2005_Pre.asp (1226 words)

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		Skinner, who had been spying on the two through a knothole in % the fence, makes her presence known.
		Skinner: And there are those who might try to use it against us for their own advantage.
		Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
	andercheran.aiind.upv.es /ftp/pub/simpsons/guides/episodes/4F09 (6724 words)

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		There was a tiny photo on Skinner's pristine bedside table that Scully couldn't see from where she was standing, so she opted for a closer look.
		Skinner mumbled around Mulder's tongue as the robe was eased down his shoulders.
		Now it was Skinner's turn to grind himself into Mulder as the younger man ran his hands all over his lover's strong, smooth back and perfect ass.
	www.walteris.vbeautiful.co.uk /adventures.txt (2801 words)

	BBC - Cult - The Simpsons: Season Nine Episode Guide - The Principal and the Pauper
		Seymour Skinner isn't Seymour Skinner at all: his real name is Armin Tamzarian.
		The real Sergeant Skinner was believed killed on a mission and, upon meeting Agnes, when he took Skinner's effects home, Tamzarian decided to take Skinner's place.
		The revelation that she was as much a party to the deception as Tamzarian is delightful, as is Judge Snyder's brief cameo as he legally changes the Principal's name to Seymour Skinner.
	www.bbc.co.uk /cult/simpsons/episodeguide/season9/page2.shtml (377 words)

	Elementary School - Simpsons
		Its principal is Seymour Skinner, and its superintendent is Superintendent Chalmers (with his assistant Leopold).
		In later episodes, though, she develops a secret, but seemingly stable, romantic relationship with Seymour Skinner, the school's principal, which almost makes it to the altar.
		Although a joke was made of this event in a later episode, with Üter's parents asking Skinner where their missing son was, he has since reappeared, alive and plump.
	www.esimpsons.com /elementary_school (2270 words)

	The Simpsons Quotes - Principal Skinner Quotes
		Principal Seymour Skinner lives with his mother, which makes it difficult for him to gain the respect of his students at Springfield Elementary.
		Nevertheless, Skinner's run ins with Bart are always highlights of the show, resulting in witty one-liners and humorous confrontations.
		Skinner: For Privacy's sake, lets call her Lisa S...Wait thats to ovious.
	www.thesimpsonsquotes.com /characters/principal-skinner-quotes.html (385 words)

	Welcome to The Simpsons.com
		A man named Seymour Skinner shows up in Springfield claiming that the man who works as Springfield Elementary School's Principal is an imposter.
		It turns out that the Skinner who's lived in Springfield all these years is really named Armin Tamzarian, and met the real Seymour Skinner in Vietnam.
		The real Skinner was captured by the enemy, held in a POW camp for five years and then sold to China as a slave forced to make sneakers in Wuhan.
	www.thesimpsons.com /episode_guide/0902.htm (250 words)

	The Simpsons: Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - TV.com
		Skinner leaves the Army when Superintendent Chalmers hears Flanders preaching the word of God to the school and fires him.
		Skinner: (Over phone) I know Weinstein's parents were upset Superintendent, but I was sure it was a phony holiday.
		Skinner: Mine is about a futuristic theme park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques.
	www.tv.com /the-simpsons/sweet-seymour-skinners-baadasssss-song/episode/1385/summary.html (864 words)

	SKU: Skinner Web Pages
		is a descendant of Richard Skinner of Woodbridge, NJ.
		A database of Skinners from Devon, England compiled by Frank Skinner.
		Silk manufacturer Joseph Allen Skinner deeded the first parcel (375 acres) of Skinner State Park (Hadley, MA) to the Commonwealth of Massachusetts in 1940.
	skinnerkinsmen.org /files/sites.html (1104 words)

	List of neologisms on The Simpsons - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Seymour Skinner was suspected of having this disease, although in reality, it was a laser pointer used as a prank by Bart.
		Skinner tries to pass off that he in fact said 'steamed hams', a regional term from upstate New York synonymous with hamburgers.
		This is probably Skinner's best performance at dealing with Chalmers; at the end of the night, Chalmers remarks "Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say...
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Made-up_words_in_The_Simpsons (8783 words)

	The Simpsons: The Principal And The Pauper - TV.com
		Edna and Agnes begin to miss their old Skinner; meanwhile, the impostor Skinner is in a nearby town, advertising a for a strip club.
		Skinner: I've never been happier, or prouder to be Seymour Skinner, but, these last few days as that hot-headed rouge Armin Tanzarian has taught me a thing or two.
		The first goof is valid, the fact that skinner's grandfather look just like him is different to the fact the simpsons have had two summer vacations.
	www.tv.com /episode/1465/summary.html (955 words)

	The Simpsons (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-27)
		Their names are Bart, Lisa, Homer, Marge, Grandpa, Seymour Skinner, Moe, and Ned Flanders.
		Bart is a trouble making 10 year old, who started his life as a practical joker and wise guy at his first day of school, when he told Principal Skinner to eat his shorts.
		Seymour Skinner is the principal of Bart and Lisa's school.
	www.suite101.com /article.cfm/teenageboys/55054 (405 words)

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		Skinner: Anyway, as I was saying (He opens the letter envelope as he talks) I don't control how much money the school gets, that's all done through the mayor's office.
		Skinner: Well Kent, he was sacrificing the education system to fund his own personal desires, and I for one just couldn't stand for it.
		Skinner is the last one to get on, he is holding a large box.
	www.roundspringfield.com /info/fanfiction/jocruz/politics.html (6925 words)

	Simpson Crazy Episode Guide \| 1F18 Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadassss Song (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-27)
		Skinner decides to re-enlist in the army, but Bart misses him and comes up with a scheme to get Skinner back into the school: showing Chlamers how bad the school is under Flanders' authority.
		Skinner has sweat stains under his armpits when talking to Superintendant Chalmers on the phone.
		The moment where SLH zips past the end of the tunnel and when Skinner pokes his head into the vent also parody Alien films.
	www.simpsoncrazy.com /episodeguide.php?episode=1F18 (577 words)

	BBC - Cult - The Simpsons: Season Five Episode Guide - Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
		Skinner is alone and friendless - until Bart realises he needs an enemy in order to define his own personality...
		Skinner's use of a heat-seeking tracer to pin down the positions of Groundskeeper Willie and Santa's Little Helper within the school's ventilation system is a lift from Alien (Ridley Scott, 1979).
		The 100th episode - that explains the flboard joke - is a fine one, with Principal Skinner's idea for a novel and the conduct of the staff at the Italian restaurant as highpoints.
	www.bbc.co.uk /cult/simpsons/episodeguide/season5/page19.shtml (282 words)

	The Simpsons Folder : Production : Errors : Continuity: Episode vs. Series/Character (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-27)
		Principal Skinner turns out to be an impostor named Armen Tamzarian, with a seemy past that has nothing to do with his present personality.
		We won't see flashbacks of Seymour growing up in school, losing his father, etc. In effect, ALL of Seymour's past is now off-limits for new exploration--thanks to 4F23.
		Skinner would be effectively "dead", or a hollow character unless we ignore continuity because that which makes him Seymour Skinner "isn't" Seymour as a child.
	www.simpsonsfolder.com /production/continuity.html (3076 words)

	Mr. Burns
		While Bart and Skinner are arch enemies, they have a respectful admiration.
		She makes his life a living hell, but he is compelled to care for her.
		Skinner also has a checkered past, including time in Vietnam.
	pages.sbcglobal.net /bluealbino/SYP/skinner.html (90 words)

	[1F18] Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
		Skinner and Bart together was a delightful story twist.
		Skinner: [on the phone] I know Weinstein's parents were upset, uh, superintendent, but, but -- but I was _sure_ it was a phony excuse.
		Skinner spies a shell and listens for the ocean in it, only to be rewarded by having a crab latch onto his ear.
	www.snpp.com /episodes/1F18.html (5401 words)

	D'oheth! // Simpsons character profiles // Principal Skinner (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-27)
		In the episode "The Principal And The Pauper," Principal Skinner was accused of being an imposter by the real Seymour Skinner.
		It turned out that his real name was in fact Armin Tamzarian, and he had been pretending to be Seymour Skinner when he thought the real Skinner (a sergeant) was dead after the war.
		The real Skinner was sent away on a train, while Tamzarian changed his name to Seymour Skinner and his past, present and mother was conferred upon him.
	www.doheth.co.uk /profiles/skinner.shtml (228 words)

	SKINNER & KRABAPPEL'S SECRET LOVE: LEW'S SIMPSONS PAGE
		Seymour proposed to Patty Bouvier (Marge's Sister) after a brief courtship.
		She was once kissed by Bart after he passed his history exam to allow him to pass the forth grade (episode 7F03 10/11/90).
		ANSWER: Skinner confessed to the mob at the school that he was a virgin and has never had relations with anyone.
	www.lewzworld.com /simpsons/skinner.html (215 words)

	Skinner on SearchRefinement.com (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-27)
		Skinner, Otis Skinner -- (United States actor (1858-1942))
		Skinner, Cornelia Otis Skinner -- (United States actress noted for her one-woman shows (1901-1979))
		Skinner, Fred Skinner, B. Skinner, Burrhus Frederic Skinner -- (United States psychologist and a leading proponent of behaviorism (1904-1990))
	www.searchrefinement.com /skinner (83 words)

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