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	HowTo:Make A Sandwich - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
		A peanut butter and jelly sandwich consists of peanut butter and jelly.
		A reuben sandwich is made up of swiss cheese, corned beef, sauekraut, and Russian or Thousand Island dressing on rye or pumpernickel bread.
		Common cheeses used in a chopped steak sandwich are cheddar, provologne, American, gouda, mozarella, pepperjack, moterey jack, Dubliner, parmesan, cheddar, provologne, American, Swiss, sardo, testouri, caravane, yunnan, chenna, sakura, jameed, goat, camel, rat, yak, dog, cat, mouse, deer, pig, human, baby, monkey, sharp cheddar, provologne, American, amek, achuza, marble, beauvoorde, and American.
	uncyclopedia.org /wiki/HowTo:Make_A_Sandwich (954 words)

	Halfbakery: The Sandwich Sandwich
		Sandwich A (curved brackets) is filled with 3mm of tomato and sandwich B (curly brackets) is filled with 2mm of ham and 2mm of cheese:
		we end up with a bread sandwich, the filling being composed of two slices of bread (note - the filling for sandwich A is not sandwich B as without a filling this has reverted to being two slices of bread).
		I vote 'nay' to the sandwich sandwich and 'yeah' to spending several hours arsing about with a bread knife when you're in a hurry in the morning.
	www.halfbakery.com /idea/The_20Sandwich_20Sandwich (2008 words)

	how_to_make_the_perfect_sandwich
		I think the art of sandwich making was lost some time around the time people started folding sandwiches together.
		As a side note: For those devious freaks that like to add Doritos to their sandwiches, one layer of Nacho Cheese Dorito's would go between the lettuce and the tomato (or between the lettuce and the cucumber, if you are using it).
		No sandwich is complete without a heaping handful of fresh alfalfa (or similar) sprouts (don't you dare use bean sprouts).
	www.damnthe.com /recipes/how_to_make_the_perfect_sandwich.html (687 words)

	shit sandwich (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-11)
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		Shit Sandwich: This term is actually referring to a way to criticize someone without putting...
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	adultserch.org /shit/sandwich (411 words)

	pompadoured
		first, put find some gross-ass shit and mix it with baby diaper shit (tip: baby diaper shit made of ass-shit from baby asses is better if you use the biggest baby diapers made of ass-shit from the biggest-ass asses of baby asses, so use this kind).
		next, like when you make a big-ass old person shit sandwich, mix owl shit with clams and runny ass.
		for extra flavor, shit on your shit sandwich and add just a dash of shitty ass paper and ass parsley (in shit, if possible) for presentation.
	www.pompadoured.com /stories (571 words)

	Would you like some ketchup on that shit sandwich? (C. Buddha's Hasty Musings)
		Shit, I lived a few miles away from the purification plant when I was in Juso.
		The next post in this blog is Speaking of shit sandwiches...
		Many more can be found on the main index page or by looking through the archives.
	www.cosmicbuddha.com /blog/archives/002353.html (291 words)

	The truth makes me fret.
		The effect of having an all-shit programme, as it were, rather than a shit sandwich, was that the people who turned up weren’t there to merely tolerate the music while waiting for the familiar slices of Mozart/Beethoven/Brahms.
		Aimard’s one recital probably initiated more enthusiasm for modern music than all the shit sandwiches in one CSO season, because he was preaching to the right audience.
		Speaking of shit sandwiches, Tuesday’s promises to be a classic one: Beethoven-Lutoslawski-Bruckner.
	aeolist.wordpress.com (4088 words)

	The Meter 04/15/2005
		Three years ago she started Shit Sandwich Records, a tiny label that's earned enviable loyalty from garage-rock collectors across the country with its seven releases to date.
		Headache City has released a seven-inch on Shit Sandwich and plans to put out a full-length on the label later this year.
		Other forthcoming Shit Sandwich releases include a single from the Busy Signals -- a new power-pop group featuring current and former members of the Tyrades, the Krunchies, and Atlanta's Carbonas -- and another from Texas band the Marked Men.
	www.chicagoreader.com /TheMeter/050415.html (1180 words)

	The Turkey Sandwich Report
		But back to the sandwiches. I was really hungry and I was extremely tempted by the Peanut Butter and Jelly on the menu. Cue the sinning. I actually thought about ordering the PBandJ and not their version of a Turkey Sandwich, or as the call it “The Ogden”.
		Sure, the Turkey is an important element of the Turkey Sandwich. But two things that should not be discounted or over-looked are BREAD and CHEESE. I’m a big fan of both and I wanted to share a few rules of Bread and Cheese as they relate to Turkey Sandwiches.
		RULE #5 - Always cut the Turkey Sandwich into two triangles. Cutting straight across is for losers. Triangles are cool and it makes for a nice presentation when you put the chips in the middle, in-between the two sides of the sandwich.
	turkeysandwichneal.wordpress.com (1528 words)

	Shit Sandwich
		Shallow; bitchy; clothes / shoes / celebrity / chocolate-obsessed; crap at all the things I like (sport, music, comedy etc); psychologically dysfunctional (to a greater or lesser extent) in 99% of cases; and above all, too stupid / young / married / ugly to be interested in (or of interest to) me sexually.
		Filed under: General, or uncategorized due to sloppy editing — Shit Sandwich @ 12:15 pm
		Filed under: General, or uncategorized due to sloppy editing — Shit Sandwich @ 2:49 pm
	www.shitsandwich.co.uk (1863 words)

	daily observations » orchestral sandwich construction
		The Chicago Symphony bassist Michael Hovnanian writes a delightful blog, and here is one bit of terminology that I’ve not heard used before.
		He refers to the classic orchestral programming scheme known as the “shit sandwich”.
		There’s one more type of construction of the sandwich thats bears mentioning: “the calzone.” This is the new conerto that was written for the big-time soloist, like Josh Bell.
	www.nobleviola.com /wordpress/2007/05/05/orchestral-sandwich-construction (416 words)

	College Basketball: Todd Bozeman Is Disappointed In Your Selection Of Deli Meat - Deadspin
		Remember Todd Bozeman, the former California Golden Bears basketball coach who was fired and banned by the NCAA for eight years for paying a recruit's family $30,000.
		Holland explained that they couldn't handle 52 Philly steak sandwiches but could put together a variety of sandwiches, and the assistant coach told him to do what he could.
		When Bozeman arrived to pick up the sandwiches, he was apparently angry about the selection of ham and turkey sandwiches, Holland said.
	deadspin.com /sports/college-basketball/todd-bozeman-is-disappointed-in-your-selection-of-deli-meat-234045.php (2091 words)

	Shit Sandwich » [OUT-TAKE 2 - NOT FUNNY] Depeche Made The Difference….. Can YOU?!
		Shit Sandwich » [OUT-TAKE 2 - NOT FUNNY] Depeche Made The Difference…..
		Change management principles also suggest that it is important to “Communicate, involve, enable and facilitate involvement from people, as early and openly and as fully as is possible”.
		After all, it is important to gather all your views before I disregard them completely and implement what I have already decided to do…..
	www.shitsandwich.co.uk /?p=327 (508 words)

	Beware the Poetry - Message to a Piece of Shit
		You are not special; you are a piece of shit.
		if shit were a religion, you'd be its pope.
		if shit were a book, you'd be reading aloud from it.
	www.mouthmag.com /poetic_justice.htm (395 words)

	Crewing in the Americas Cup - Sailing Anarchy Forums
		Yeah as long as the shit looks green and comes with Ben Franklins face on it, and there are millions of them :lol:
		Life is like a shit sandwich! The more bread you've got, the less shit you have to eat!
		They only put bread in the sandwich to stop your fingers getting dirty.
	www.sailinganarchy.com /forums/index.php?showtopic=6872 (294 words)

	Wesley Dumont
		This is that camel's shit that landed on the sandwich in front of someone at that meeting's plate which was then cannibalized by another, more troubled sandwich who came up with a movie just before he was eaten alive.
		Here, Ben Davis is operating as if he was also made by a sandwich at that fateful meeting.
		And a shit sandwich by committee is 'Hannibal Rising'.
	wesleydumont.vox.com (2699 words)

	Orange Grove inquiry told of Trojan horse warning - National - www.smh.com.au
		Next week caucus is likely to use a rare free vote offered by the Premier to present him with Mr Tripodi as its choice to fill the ministerial vacancy left by the departing treasurer, Michael Egan.
		The commission is investigating a decision by Liverpool City Council to grant Nabil Gazal's Gazcorp consent to build a direct factory outlet in Orange Grove Road, Warwick Farm, a development later found to be unlawful.
		"Are you referring to shit sandwich?" Mr Meagher said.
	www.smh.com.au /news/National/Orange-Grove-inquiry-told-of-Trojan-horse-warning/2005/01/27/1106415735815.html (572 words)

	The Sandwich Club
		School is out for this pair that don't seem to know when to stop.
		He's been playing some shows around Melbs, and is up in Sydney at the Hoey on June 9 after release of his debut album.
		THE SANDWICH CLUB is a music blog, serving you up a new MP3 everyday by emerging independent artists from Australia and New Zealand.
	sandwichclub.fm /blog (1107 words)

	EFFin’ Unsound
		If he can’t do shit in Iowa or New Hampshire, he’s not going to be running well in South Carolina.
		To stretch the metaphor at the beginning of the post to the point where it’ll probably break, talks with enemy countries or propaganda outlets are fine but there have to be some ground rules.
		And it should be a hell of a lot less than 3468 dead as of today, and probably about 4000 by the time time that extension comes around.
	effinunsound.com (3615 words)

	Sultana Sandwich. Tag archive: archives.
		I have fully restored the lost sultana sandwich archive, Tim was kind enough to trudge through our old server gathering all things James, before he nuked it ready to be passed on in the life cycle of geekery.
		The disjointed metaphorical shit of an Australian living in London.
		I hope you like it and can endure the grammatical inconsistencies of an author who barely passed high-school English and only articulates when in the presence of slim brunettes.
	sultanasandwich.com /archives/tags/archives (194 words)

	State politics and shit sandwiches - John Birmingham opinion. \| Vibewire 3.0 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-11)
		Not Peter Beattie, who has labored manfully with every weapon and charm in his considerable arsenal to rescue his government from a well deserved beating.
		Not poor Lawrence Springborg, who was handed a shit sandwich on the first day of the campaign and forced to eat a small bite of it with a sickly grin every day for the next month.
		But the man who made that triple decker shit sandwich, Liberal uberklutz Bruce Flegg.
	www.vibewire.net /3/etq/content/shitsandwich/johnbirmingham (318 words)

	Blokes on top - In Depth - theage.com.au
		Are you a team player willing to eat a "shit sandwich" or be "boned" if necessary?
		People see the boss as a role model and tend to pass his language on, unmediated and unadulterated, down the line.
		So if they tell you to eat a 'shit sandwich', for example, then you'll probably end up saying the same thing to the person under you."
	www.theage.com.au /news/in-depth/blokes-on-top/2006/06/30/1151174400064.html (954 words)

	Willowtip \| Releases > CROTCHDUSTER - Big Fat Box of Shit
		Capharnaum guitarist Jason Suecof’s magnificently obsessive side project drops maybe 50 or 60 styles at most, including metal, death metal, glam metal, and a fan letter from a kid in a war metal band, along with polka, show tunes, extremely blue-eyed soul, disco,...
		From the apparently twisted mind of Jason Suceof (Capharnaum), comes this self admittedly humorous and utterly non serious project that harkens to Lawnmower Deth’s irreverent take on a genre that takes itself to seriously, and during its course brings to mind the sexual depravation and grind antics of Blood Duster, the off-kilter...
		Big Fat Box of Shit will put to shame any band who claims to mix many styles of music together.
	www.willowtip.com /store/product_detail.aspx?id=16 (809 words)

	Tim Blair: CAN IT, SANDWICH BOY
		Bush: He cut the trip down to a visit to Canberra, a capital that is a bit like Ottawa but not quite as vibrant.
		A "david sanger" might from this point be known as a "shit sandwich".
		It was a bit of a bummer having to beat the shit out of the local wogs in the nightclubs every so often to keep them out of our faces.
	timblair.spleenville.com /archives/004509.php (1665 words)

	Reviews: Chronicle Critic Reaches 'Shit Sandwich' Heights - Idolator
		Chronicle Critic Reaches 'Shit Sandwich' Heights 56 Views
		We'd like to give a hat tip to the San Francisco Chronicle's Aidin Vaziri, who has perhaps written the meanest, yet most apt, review of the Paris Hilton album that will grace any publication this year -- and he didn't even have to employ the phrase "That's hot" once.
		When the internet came, we overthrew the pasty white tastemakers, the duplicitous music marketers and the manufactured pop idols.
	idolator.com /tunes/reviews/chronicle-critic-reaches-shit-sandwich-heights-198827.php (147 words)

	This Modern World: Shit Sandwich.
		Of course, a "Texas Style" shit sandwich is where you take a HUGE loaf of bread and just sort of point it in the direction of the bathroom...
		Replace shit sandwiches with "cutting off a body part." Or "burning a family member alive." Maybe "eating a kitten." Whatever sounds odd.
		With respect to Samuel Jackson: Ummm..Umm!..That is a TASTY Shit Sandwich!
	www.democraticunderground.com /discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1129271 (988 words)

	Edward S. Gardner's Radio Weblog
		My friend Wayne Correia is traveling through Norway this week, and sends Boing Boing this quickie snapshot of a store window display beckoning passers-by to come on in and buy some SHIT.
		"Actually, it is the SHIT skateboard company," Wayne explains.
		Stavanger, Norway has SHIT Sk8board Company while Chicago, USA has Shit Sandwich Records!
	radio.weblogs.com /0145318 (560 words)

	OverSpun » Archive » Hilarious Miscommunication Results In Hilarious Jail Time
		Of COURSE they want you to eat a shit sandwich.
		A big, overly soggy shit sandwich without mayo or veggies to help the flavor.
		Nothing says “we are completely truthful” like a bunch of feces stuffed between two delicately soft pieces of wheat bread.
	www.overspun.com /?p=1625 (259 words)

	Hillary \| CorrenteWire
		And at this point, I won’t believe any conversions on her part, because people who do deals with the devil, will do them when it counts.
		It’s better to eat half a shit sandwich if the other choice is a whole shit sandwich.
		But Hillary versus any Republican, including McCain, is the Extra-Large Shit Sandwich versus the Supersize Shit Sandwich.
	www.correntewire.com /hillary (409 words)

	Workers Online : Editorial : 2003 - Issue 178 : Shit Sandwich
		In the real world, his $4 tax cut, wouldn't buy you a sandwich and milk shake - and even the Daily Tory-graph cut him to pieces for his 'piddling' offer to Australian workers.
		But what the Human Smirk's latest fiscal effort did deliver was enough white noise to divert attention from the real issue - the attacks on the universality of health care and equitable access to higher education.
		For working Australians and their families, Budget 2003 is a shit sandwich - not enough bread and lots of crap in between.
	workers.labor.net.au /178/editorial_editorial.html (901 words)

	YouTube - Turd Sandwich
		This one should have been called Turd Sandwich Since there is filler at the front and end and a steaming turn of a video in the middle.
		I think Turd Sandwich would be a funny name for this.
		On this jog he eats the ingredients of a sandwich while running, then at the end does something never done by man, poops out an entire sandwich.
	www.youtube.com /?v=kUL2ftGK5iU (166 words)

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