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| | Go Fug Yourself: Sienna Miller |
 | | But since this is Sienna Miller, I'm pretty sure she just thinks spankies and opaque tights count as trousers. |
 | | But Sienna, you have to understand: For the first time in your career people actually seem to care about you, as something other than Jude Law's arm candy -- specifically, you are now She Who Has Been Wronged, and that's potent (see also: Kidman, Nicole; Aniston, Jennifer). |
 | | Your wee little broken heart is going to be glued back together by the public outpouring of love, by a vault up the celeb list that will get you a lot more roles offered, and possibly, by Oprah; if ever there were an upside to a messy public breakup, that's it. |
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