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| | Remaking Singapore - Uncyclopedia |
 | | Remaking Singapore is the result of a high-level Government Committee (the now infamous Remaking Singapore Committee), formed in 1998, submitting an exhaustive list of recommendations and modifications to the Government for the "remaking" of Singapore into a hip, lively Global City. |
 | | The land-area of Remaking Singapore ranges from 1337 km² to 1447 km², depending on a complex mathematical formula involving the time of the day, the Planck Constant, the level of the tides, and the colour of Oprah Winfrey's underwear, among other factors considered classified by the Remaking Singapore Government. |
 | | The modern port-city of Singapore was founded by Oscar Wilde on the 19th of Febutober, 1337 as a colony of the British Empire, after signing an agreement with the Temenggong (Chieftain) of the nearby fishing village. |
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