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| | Proctal Algesia, a fictional satirical blog by Hamish Dixon, monstrous expat Scot living on New York's Upper East Side, ... (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-31) |
 | | "Hamish, I'm sending up a tray of that millionaire's shortbread you like so much," she said. |
 | | It's not a big deal, really, either way, as I always like to be able to fantasise about a quick opportunistic roll in the hay with my women friends, and I never for the life of me, even in my most intoxicated moments, could imagine even a quick grope in the linen closet with Martha. |
 | | Frankly, if I'd known that Alison Dixon was that preposterous man's daughter I would have been less surprised at her naked snow dance and subsequent nipple loss, and might have written a very different story for the Smudge. |
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