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| | The Insanity Chronicles - Of Cheech and Slappy the Waltzing Traveler |
 | | Then Slappy decided to make a boy clone of herself, like her in every way except for the fact it was a boy. |
 | | Slappy and her clone were devastated to find Terry Inogative with the pretty, shredded wallpaper in his pockets. |
 | | Cheech then returned to Slappy's fortress, and hung Slappy from her toes, had the slaves whip her with Wonderbread, and forced Imp, Clara, and Tory to recite grammar facts at her until she died of extreme boredom. |
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