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| | Snake Island (2002) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-20) |
 | | The plot: tourists get stranded on Snake Island, and while there are zebras, elephants, hippos, monkeys, wildebeests, impala, leopards, and hyraxes on the island, nobody has to ask why it's called Snake Island. |
 | | There are no giant snakes in this movie, just hundreds of regular-sized ones - poisonous ones, constricting ones, seemingly harmless ones, CGI ones, snakes coming out of dead people's mouths, pretty much every snake on earth with total disregard to where their species originated. |
 | | Snake Island is essentially a Wayne Crawford vanity project (remember Jake Speed?), which gives him the opportunity to write, direct, act, and write and direct one scene where he skinny-dips with a hot female cast member. |
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