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| | Wired News: Space Oddity |
 | | The space oddity this time around will be saggy-skinned politician John Glenn, who back in 1962 became the first American to orbit the globe. |
 | | On 29 October, the very senior senator from Ohio will be helped into the space shuttle Discovery where he will spend up to 10 days undergoing experiments on the effects of space on the elderly. |
 | | As one agency puppet put it, "To see [this] level of interest you would have to go back to the Apollo program." Indeed, not for nothing is Glenn's official role on the mission that of "payload specialist." Ash to ashes, funk to funky -- we know Major John's a flunky. |
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