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| | Spam-treatise1 |
 | | And lo, among the things It told me were the most holy commandments of Spammism, which I have faithfully inscribed upon the most sacred document Spammism Commandments. |
 | | However, at lunch that day I did most verily resume contact with Spam, through the words of one of my friends, who Spam had temporarily chosen to be a most holy Prophet. |
 | | If you are at all interested in receiving Spammist publications, please email me with subject line "Spammist Newsletter", and I will make a note of your address. |
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