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	SpongeBob SquarePants Characters: Squidward Tentacles - characters from SpongeBob - cartoon character spongebob - ...
		Squidward is believed to be born on October 23, 1975.
		Squidward considers himself the greatest and most unrecognized clarinet player of all time, though most undersea life that hear him play will argue that he is horrible.
		Squidward seems to have had high hopes for his life, and seems to hold himself to very adult standards (he keeps his home clean, cultivates a taste for "mature" things, craves peace and quiet), and the silliness of his neighbors annoys him greatly.
	members.outpost10f.com /~lindax/spongebob/character_squidward_tentackles.html (1036 words)

	Interesting Ideas: Squidward, the New Spock + The Evil Nice
		Squidward and Spock, both uptight intellectuals, also are both jealously incredulous at the privileged intimacy between their job-obsessed love objects (Spongebob/Kirk) and regular guy sidekicks (Patrick/Dr. McCoy).
		Squidward, meanwhile, leads a lifestyle that in most contexts would be considered patently gay, while Spock's supposed lack of emotions simply excluded the concept of lifestyle.
		Spongebob is always trying to insert himself into Squidward's life while Squidward, terrified of intimacy (never a problem for the nice), cannot keep himself from fixating on Spongebob and his antics.
	www.interestingideas.com /ii/sponge.htm (880 words)

	Squidward Tentacles - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Squidward considers himself the greatest and most unrecognized clarinet player of all time, though most undersea life that hear him play will argue that he is 'a mediocre clarinet player', and his clarinet playing often gets him into trouble.
		He is living Squidward's dream (with a private island, a private heliport, a private lake, a private boat, a private mansion and even a private balloon-cum-casino) and succeeded in everything Squidward failed in.
		Squidward is actually purple when not underwater, as shown in "Reef Blower" (although this was retconned later).
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Squidward_Tentacles (2145 words)

	PlanetPapers - SpongeBob Squarepants and Squidward Tentacles - compare and contrast
		SpongeBob and Squidward have a few similarities but most of all they are very different, even though the both of them live under the sea they have different personalities and they like different things.
		Squidward loves playing his clarinet (which he has named Claire).
		Sponge unlike Squidward can not just stay in one place and do one thing peacefully so he likes to hang out with his best friend, Patrick (who lives two houses down under a rock).
	www.planetpapers.com /Assets/4263.php (392 words)

	squidward (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Squidward is a mean, whiny, stick-in-the-mud squid who thinks he's better than everyone else.
		Besides working side by side with SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab, Squidward is SpongeBob's nextdoor neighbor.
		If it weren't for the fact that SpongeBob is the only one who likes listening to his clarinet playing, Squidward would have nothing to do with him.
	socks61.tripod.com /spongebob/squidward.htm (84 words)

	DVD Verdict Review - Spongebob Squarepants: Nautical Nonsense / Sponge Buddies
		Squidward retreats into the Krusty Krab restaurant (where he and Spongebob both work) and is frozen for 2000 years.
		Squidward wants to try to find the way out, but the other two want to stay put because the "magic conch shell" (think Magic 8-Ball) told them to do nothing.
		All of his fun things to do seem to involve the humiliation of Squidward, though the naïve dude has no clue that he's embarrassing the guy he wants to be his friend.
	www.dvdverdict.com /reviews/spongebob1.php (1393 words)

	TV.com Forums - Signs that Squidward is suicidal
		Squidward: (When he got all of the band equipment flinged towards him) Too bad that didn't kill me.
		Squidward having dreams of him being killed if he fails a concert.
		I doubt Squidward was starving at that time.
	www.tv.com /spongebob-squarepants/show/3428/signs-that-squidward-is-suicidal/topic/2520-515849/msgs.html (730 words)

	SpongeBob SquarePants: MuscleBob BuffPants / Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost - TV.com
		Squidward pretends to be a ghost, in order to get SpongeBob and Patrick to cater to his every whim.
		Krabs: Oh Squidward, we all came as soon as we were sure you were dead.
		The joke behind Squidward saying this is that the background turns into one of Tolouse Latreuc's paintings, only with fish.
	www.tv.com /spongebob-squarepants/musclebob-buffpants---squidward-the-unfriendly-ghost/episode/53086/summary.html (668 words)

	Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		At the episode's beginning, Squidward is proud for having just finished his wax sculpture of himself and declared he has "conquered all artitistic medium" (referencing a large diversity of art styles and reprodctions of famous pieces all with Squidward as the subject).
		Squidward then, fresh from his pampered bath, dramatically emerges wearing talcum powder and white bathrobe and towel in a rush of steam from the warm bathroom.
		Squidward quips that it is "Too loose, Lautrec" (a pun on the name of the painting's artist, Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec) with an accompanying rim shot.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Squidward_the_Unfriendly_Ghost (975 words)

	SpongeBob SquarePants - episode guide - tv serie (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Squidward loves playing his clarinet, even though he plays it terribly.
		Squidward constantly moans and complains about being neighbors with Spongebob, and he gets a full dose of him as cashier at the Krusty Krab.
		Squidward is really a good guy with a good heart, despite what he apparently wants us to believe.
	www.kartelle.com /actors/spongebob/squidward/squidward.html (858 words)

	Spongebob Episode Guide (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Squidward pretends to be ghost and makes them wait on him.
		Patrick wishes that he haad known about the wishes five minutes before, Squidwards gets thrown into the ‘Fly Of Despair’ and doesn’t get to make a wish, Spongebob first wishes that Squidward was there and then wishes that the Flying Dutchman was a vegetarian.
		Squidward is lying when he said he never had a Krabby Patty before, Spongebob throws a dozen patties into his mouth in ‘Your Shoe’s Untied’.
	www.angelfire.com /creep/dannybtime/sbob.html (2625 words)

	Sarah's Spongebob Squarepants Shrine
		Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost ~ Spongebob and Patrick think they have killed Squidward and become his servants.
		Krabs is injured, so Squidward, temporarily in charge, gives himself the day off, but not without guilt.
		Club Spongebob ~ Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward are stranded in the middle of the Kelp Forest, but Spongebob and Patrick trust in the wisdom of the Magic Conch.
	www-personal.umich.edu /~goodwins/bob/sb_descriptions.html (2245 words)

	DVD Verdict Review - Spongebob Squarepants: Home Sweet Pineapple
		Squidward's arch-rival Squilliam Fancyson (Dee Bradley Baker) returns to taunt Squidward, as he is wont to do.
		Squidward, as usual, lies, and claims he's a successful band leader.
		Squidward argues that he could be Employee of the Month if he cared about it.
	www.dvdverdict.com /reviews/spongebobpineapple.php (1176 words)

	SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		And to make things worse, Squidward came out and humiliated SpongeBob by smacking his butt and making fun of the song he sang.
		As SpongeBob left, Squidward opened the gift, thinking it could be a jellyfish net or his favorite underwear.
		Then Squidward said "Yep, I am", and headed back inside while he played his clarinet...the clarinet SpongeBob had given him.
	www.expage.com /sbtvreviews (488 words)

	Excite España - Búsqueda Web - Resultados con: Squidward
		He is the employer of Spongebob and Squidward.
		When he's not getting on his cranky neighbor Squidward's nerves, SpongeBob's usually smack in the middle of a strange situation with his best...
		and Squidward are together, Patrick typically recedes into a foil, regularly used by Spongebob as a way to get at Squidward.
	www.excite.es /search/web/results?q=Squidward (154 words)

	Compare Prices and Read Reviews on SpongeBob SquarePants at Epinions.com (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Squidward's main goals in life seem to be playing the clarinet, painting self-portraits, and being left alone.
		Squidward has a super voice (supplied by the under-recognized cartoon talent Roger Bumpass) that sounds like Paul Lynde (you can tell the attraction to adults here).
		Spongebob is the fry cook and Squidward is the cashier, so to his disgust, Squidward has to supervise Spongebob when the owner, Mr.
	www.epinions.com /content_26599657092 (925 words)

	Goofy Quotes - Everything You Didn't Need to Know About Squidward, and Refuse to Ask: (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Squidward's main pet peeve is Spongebob Squarepants (and Patrick Star, by association).
		Squidward's interests include playing his clarinet terribly (it's called "Clarey", by the way), doing interpretive dance, marching bands, painting self-portraits, reading science magazines and taking long bubblebaths.
		Squidward once convinced Spongebob and Patrick that he was a ghost
	www.cleanfunnyjoke.com /index.php?b=18&t=3461 (378 words)

	Astrology With Squidward - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Astrology With Squidward is a spin-off mini series of the popular Nickelodeon cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants which aired from 2000 to 2001, and is currently shown on Nicktoons TV.
		Squidward: Taurus (on the Tropical zodiac) or Libra (stereotype: likes the finer things in life, taking it easy, wants to do no work (on the Sidereal zodiac).)
		Although the "micro-series" was somewhat popular, it was cut from Nickelodeon's line up after airing for a year, but is still sometimes aired on NickToons TV, along with many cancelled Nickelodeon mini-series and shows.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Astrology_With_Squidward (356 words)

	The Camping Episode
		Squidward: (enters his bedroom with nightgown, book, and cup of tea) Ahh, finally, the weekend is here.
		Squidward: Well, you two astronauts can eat marshmallows, but I'm gonna have a can of Swedish Barnacle Balls (holds up can so we can read its label), just as soon as I can get my can opener.
		Squidward: (runs and climbs on top of Spongebob and Patrick, who are still sitting in the circle) Move over!
	www-personal.umich.edu /~goodwins/bob/transcripts/the_camping_episode.html (1372 words)

	Pineapple Under the Sea (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Squidward: -in his house- And now, some soothing sounds from Squidward's clarinet.
		SpongeBob: -looks up and sees that Squidward is playing his clarinet so he decides to finish his stand fast-
		SpongeBob and Patrick: Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward
	groups.msn.com /PineappleUndertheSea/yourwebpage33.msnw (831 words)

	Squidward: See what people are saying right now on Technorati (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Squidward: See what people are saying right now on Technorati
		Squidward Find a huge selection of TV and movie character toys - from Alf to Winnie the Pooh, new and used, it's all on eBay.
		Squidward Find Deals on Squidward and other Clothing and Accessories at DealTime.
	www.technorati.com /tag/squidward (261 words)

	Band Geeks - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Brief summary: After Squidward gets a call from his old high school classmate and rival, Squilliam Fancyson, he has to present a competing band at the Bubble Bowl (evidently some sort of football game like the Super Bowl or possibly the Rose Bowl.
		He says that Squidward's band has to play instead of his own at the Bubble Bowl, but Squidward doesn't have a band.
		Squidward turns his head away from the band before they begin, assuming that the performance will be a disaster, but the band is successful.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Band_Geeks (1004 words)

	Roman's miles: How to manage Squidward in your team?
		If accidentally episodically Squidward will express interest, passion, suggest something positive or give pink feedback you'll be simply pleasantly surprised.
		Although one Squidward is a very unwanted "resource" in the team he's still manageable.
		I have found that lots of "Squidward" types in the workplace are almost impossible to coach out of their behaviors.
	roman-rytov.typepad.com /miles/2005/12/how_to_manage_s.html (1605 words)

	PartyPlanimals-SpongeBob_Squarepants-Squidward's Octopus Tag
		Let the birthday child begin the game as Squidward (SpongeBob’s cranky octopus neighbor).
		He or she stands in the middle of the ocean, while all other guests (Fish) line up at one end of the room.
		Let’s see if you can cross my ocean.” All the Fish then try to run across the ocean as Squidward tries to tag them.
	www.partyplanimals.com /content/ideas/items/SquidwardsOctopusTag.html (178 words)

	Groundspeak Travel Bug Details (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Current GOAL: Squidward is ready again to travel.
		Took squidward, trying to think of a good place to put him next.
		Picked up Squidward Saturday and he will soon be on his way.
	www.geocaching.com /track/track_detail.asp?ID=50719 (327 words)

	SpongeBob SquarePants Aqua Figures(Patrick, Sandy, Gary, Plankton, & Squidward) - SpongeBob SquarePants (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		SpongeBob SquarePants Aqua Figures(Patrick, Sandy, Gary, Plankton, & Squidward) - SpongeBob SquarePants
		Squidward Tentacles - SpongeBob's neighbor and "difficult" friend.
		SpongeBob SquarePants Aqua Figures(Patrick, Sandy, Gary, Plankton, & Squidward)
	www.toys2wish4.com /spsqaqfi.html (268 words)

	Eye of the Goof: Squidward's House of Homoerotic Frission
		Eye of the Goof: Squidward's House of Homoerotic Frission
		And P.S., someone should tell Carson that giant belt buckles are for cowpokes and steroidal WWF champions.
		Finally, are SpongeBob and Squidward the new Kirk and Spock?
	www.mrbalihai.com /goof/archives/000036.html (299 words)

	Squidward Tentacles Aqua Figure from your pet supply source PetCareCentral.com (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Squidward Tentacles Aqua Figure from your pet supply source PetCareCentral.com
		In addition to the squidward tentacles aqua figure, PetCareCentral.com offers hundreds of other high quality pet supplies.
		Whether you are shopping for your dog, cat, rabbit, ferret, hamster or other small animal, you will always find the pet supplies you're looking for at PetCareCentral.com.
	www.petcarecentral.com /squidtenaqfi.html (165 words)

	Squidward Pumpkin Pattern :: Adam Kalsey
		He wanted to make Squidward from SpongeBob but the only pattern we could find was complicated — too complicated for a kid to carve.
		I helped him turn his original drawing into a pattern and he and mom carved Squidward together.
		He was so excited about his pattern that he wanted to share it, so I’m putting it online for him.
	kalsey.com /2005/10/squidward_pumpkin_pattern (271 words)

	Squidward watch (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Description: The Squidward watch is a collectible that is being promoted by Burger King this year.
		This Squidward is in its original tin with a cellophane wrap--brand new!.
		It's all the rage along with Plankton, Patrick and Sponge Bob.
	www.antiqnet.com /detail,squidward-watch,746968.html (100 words)

	Inflatable Squidward -- eMerchandise
		You may have followed an out of date link.
		Take Squidward to the beach and have some watery fun!
		Inflatable Squidward measures over 23" tall and is safe for kids age 4 and up.
	www.emerchandise.com /product/TYSBS0019/A8669 (76 words)

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