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 | | She handed the stonecutter an inscription she had written; it had a long, beautiful passage, plus his name and dates of birth and death. |
 | | It read, "Up and Died." The stonecutter felt bad that after 45 years of marriage, all that would be on Vincent's headstone was "Up and Died," so he told Loretta he would give her a special deal--she could have six words for the same $1.50. |
 | | Loretta thought for a moment, then she took the piece of paper, wrote a new inscription for the tombstone, and handed it to the stonecutter. |
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