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 | | This stupor will involve most things associated with the standard stupor, but will also include many things that have never even been imagined by the most creative minds of this, or any other time. |
 | | In this stupor, I will: drool, babble, walk in circles, speak to trees, love everyone, hate everyone, then love everyone again, sing, churn butter, drive somewhere really fast, repeat myself endlessly, speak louder with each drink, repeat myself, go cross-eyed, have sexual relations with fat women, repeat myself, and pass out. |
 | | However, this is also irrelevant due to the fact that the stupor has made me not only unaware of danger, but at the same time impervious to it. |
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