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 | | The citizens become very sulky when you call their river "Drammenselva" and not "Drammensfjorden", so if you ever go to Svelvik (which is not likely) do not under any circumstances mistake the two of them. |
 | | Svelvik is the reserve capital of Norway, and scientists claim that it soon will be the main, since Oslo will be attacked by mad terrorists. |
 | | The scientists also claim that Svelvik is out of danger of being bombed, since it is so hard to find, that not even a terrorist will bother. |
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