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| | Real Chat-Room Romances, Cyber Striptease and Swarfega Seduction (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03) |
 | | Shiny and inviting, translucent and virginal in the tin, grab a handful with greasy, fl-as-lucifer's-heart hands, fresh from delving into the nether regions of some primeval mekanikal device. |
 | | Imagine David Boreanaz stripped to the waist, gapping the spark plugs on his open-topped sports car, dark and underlit on a steam-washed garage set with the obligatory spotlamp-behind-slowly-turning-ventilator-fan while Charisma Carpenter, thin cotton dress sweat-slicked to her sinuous curves, suggestively runs her fingers over his box spanners... |
 | | Instead, you are apparently marvelling in the silky, soapy feel of Swarfega between your thumb and finger. |
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