| |
| | Shaya Diary 8 |
 | | Sweetums has arrived, and she is, in fact, a statuesque, skinny, busty blond, which begs the question as to why she'd have any interest in Timothy. |
 | | She and Baby Sweetums are not speaking to him today, though she talks continuously to the poodle, and to me. I have the feeling that I could be a piece of furniture and it wouldn't matter to her - she'd just keep on talking. |
 | | Sweetums is somehow going through about 27 boxes per day, washed down with gallons of diet cola, and yet she doesn't seem to gain a pound. |
| www.shayaweaver.com /humor/d8.htm (2505 words) |
|