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Taffy - Uncyclopedia |
 | | Taffy was a thief, Taffy came to my house And stole a piece of beef; I went to Taffy's house, Taffy wasn't in; I jumped upon his Sunday hat, And poked it with a pin. |
 | | Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a sham, Taffy came to my house And stole a leg of lamb; I went to Taffy's house, Taffy was away; I stuffed his socks with sawdust And filled his shoes with clay. |
 | | Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a cheat, Taffy came to my house And stole a piece of meat; I went to Taffy's house, Taffy was not there; I hung his coat and trousers To roast before a fire. |
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