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Punch and Us - Brandon Flowers: The Closeted Homormon |
 | | I know that all of the teenage girls out there are probably already warming up their cute little hello kitty voices to scream juvenile profanities at me, but pull those pink thong wedgies out of your asscrack and hear me out. |
 | | Well, if the correct name indeed is Tana Mundkowsky, she appears in the Las Vegas Sun doing what an indie rockstar's wife should do, listen to local poetry. |
 | | And no need to mention, I have tried to look up CityLife since it is such a common thread in this investigation to find a more accurate picture of his wife in her occasional appearances as a model for them but as far as I know, CityLife's archives sucks ass. |
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