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| | BBC - Get Writing - - A1947503 - Tarquin's Troubles. |
 | | Hello Doctor, I`ve come to see you about my friend Tarquin, he`s got trouble down under,having problems with his Auntie in Australia is he then, no, not his Auntie in Australia, you sarcastic git, problems down below, you know, mens trouble, he feels he can`t rise to the occasion, the Doc. |
 | | When I called the next day, I found Amanda in a terrible state sitting in the side of the bed next to Tarquin crying her eyes out, she said she had been shaking him all night and despite the fact that he was stiff as a poker and had a |
 | | unfortunately this did not solve the problem, because Tarquin`s extremity was not a pretty sight it was suggested that as Tarquin was once a barber we could paint red and white stripes on it, so that was duly done, and very smart it looked too. |
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