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 | | Smuggler and intellectual Radcliff Lemone realised that by stuffing his wares into the dried scrotums of large animals, he could claim to be exporting delicacies to distant eastern Europe, a cover story which pandered to the xenophobia of 16th century British society. |
 | | However, in spite of this change in the law, which should have rendered the teabag useless, it continued to bear significance: the British Aristocracy, who still held a position of cultural authority, had developed a taste for the scrotally-tainted tealeaves, and chose to continue using the teabag when brewing tea for this reason. |
 | | Once the teabag is properly marinated in Oscar Wilde's pubes, you may proceed to dip the teabag into the Brits' favorite fluid, the eponymous "tea". |
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