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| | Falwell Attacks Teletubbies! |
 | | Writing in the February 1999 issue of his grossly misnamed publication "National Liberty Journal", Falwell claimed that one of the Teletubbies, that quazy quartet of rotund, fuzzy, antenna-headed British oddballs with ecstatic and vapid faces that look like a cross between a small child and an extraterrestrial, is secretly promoting homosexual lifestyles to unsuspecting toddlers. |
 | | Tinky Winky, the Teletubby with the triangle-shaped antenna, is purple, has an antenna the same shape as the gay pride triangle, and speaks with a boy's voice yet carries a purse. |
 | | Every TV station that carries Teletubbies is licensed and controlled by the U.S. government through the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), and people like Falwell know it. |
| www.geocities.com /libertarianrev/news.2-11-99.tubbies.html (926 words) |
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