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| | Adventures in Poetry, November 1998 |
 | | Iambic tetrameter is, as I have said (sniff) many times before and in many places, the ameter without which the immortal line "they're coming to take me away, ha, ha!" could never have been uttered. |
 | | For example, iambic tetrameter is NOT a pooty ameter, like that iambic PENT-ameter is, and this endears it to me, as it should to all right-thinking and right-feeling Americans. |
 | | But iambic tetrameter will always be there for you, waiting patiently and forgivingly while you come slinking home with that anapestic lipstick on your collar, those lacy crotchless silky anapestic panties tucked just inside your left front pants' pocket, and that anapestic vibrator left carelessly on, wasting batteries, causing that peculiar walk of yours. |
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