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| | Freak Accident (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-25) |
 | | The Presidential translator, a nun, is unable to accompany the party at the last minute, and Aphrodite Sexauer who speaks five or more languages without an American accent, is employed to accompany the President and his guests. |
 | | Aphrodite suffers from two phobias: Thalassophobia, (fear of the Ocean), and Nymphomania. |
 | | Edward Heyman treats these physical and psychological phobias with gentle tenderness as he writes about a President, his guests, and an unhappy young woman drifting in freezing conditions in a Presidential lifeboat. |
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