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| | Rod Dreher on The Anna Nicole Show & Reality TV on National Review Online |
 | | For the past few years, Anna's life has been a tabloid bonanza involving allegations of drug use, multiple cosmetic surgeries, boozing, binge-eating, and kinky derring-do, including a sexual-harassment suit filed by a former female assistant who accused the blonde bombshell of forcing her into lesbian love slavery. |
 | | Widowhood has not been kind to our Anna, who has packed on a significant amount of weight, which wouldn't be quite so noticeable if she didn't insist on wearing skintight jeans and a tragically skimpy pink blouse. |
 | | Anna Nicole is tawdry and sad, the Osbournes pathetic and depressing, but this upcoming crew are a different breed of limelit grotesques: they're professionals, baby, and they're ready for their close-up, Mr. |
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