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| | MMI Review: Beautician and the Beast, The (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-12) |
 | | The Beautician and the Beast is a more furtive imitation of the small screen. |
 | | But the names are changed to protect the innocent -- in The Beautician and the Beast, the governess' name is Joy Miller, and her stern employer is absolute despot Boris Pochenko, played darkly and smolderingly by Timothy Dalton. |
 | | Any way, after some bungling Slovetzians mistake Joy, the beautician, for a science teacher, she gets the job as governess in Slovetzia, where, wearing these sculpted hairdoes from the early sixties, she teaches her charges about split ends. |
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