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	Maisie Simulation Tutorial (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-03)
		Dirty code: the example called resource.may in /r/misc1/maisie/Examples is a bit different from the one described here -- there is asingle disk and job routing is deterministic.
		Initially each fork is assigned to one of the two philosophers that are situated at the two end points of the corresponding edge.
		A dirty fork becomes clean when it is sent from one philosopher to its neighbor.
	pcl.cs.ucla.edu /projects/maisie/tutorial/simulation (8654 words)

	The Dirty Fork: Facts and details from Encyclopedia Topic (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-03)
		The Dirty Fork is a sketch from the television series Monty Python's Flying Circus Monty Python\'s Flying Circus quick summary:
		Monty pythons flying circus (aka flying circus or mpfc, known during the fourth season as monty python) was the popular bbc sketch comedy show...
		Carol cleveland (born january 13, 1942, london, england) is a british comic actoractress, most notable for her appearances as the only significant...
	www.absoluteastronomy.com /encyclopedia/T/Th/The_Dirty_Fork.htm (297 words)

	AskMen.com - A Dirty Fork
		The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.
		The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.
		Mary complies and hands her husband the fork.
	www.askmen.com /jokes/2003_aug/aug28.html (500 words)

	Distributed Dining Philosophers Applet using XtangoAnimator
		Each fork moves back and forth between the two philosophers on either side of it as the philosophers eat with the fork.
		A fork is yellow when currently being used by a philosopher to eat.
		In order to prevent starvation, a philosopher is required to relinquish a dirty fork, one it last used to eat, to a hungry neighbor.
	elvis.rowan.edu /~hartley/ConcProgJava/Applets/distributedDP.html (303 words)

	The Dirty Fork (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-03)
		The Dirty Fork is a sketch from the television series Monty Python's Flying Circus.
		It is notable for being the first Monty Python sketch wherein the characters react to the audience "booing" them.
		Graham Chapman and Carol Cleveland are enjoying a night out at a pleasant French restaurant when Chapman politely asks the waiter to replace his dirty fork.
	en.mcfly.org /The_Dirty_Fork (113 words)

	ANZAC House Youth Hostel - Jokes Page
		Just bring me a unwashed fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there.' A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork.
		The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath, 'Ahh, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes.' Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen.
		He tells his wife, 'Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man.' As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
	www.anzachouse.com /Jokes.asp?JokeNo=247 (494 words)

	[No title] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-03)
		I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great.
		I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli." Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.
		He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork.
	www.dollarman.com /jokes/greasyspoon.txt (345 words)

	The One-Fork Rule - 43FoldersWiki (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-03)
		Thus, Richard, Jake, and I made a pact to instantiate what we called “The One-Fork Rule.” Each of us was issued one and only one of each eating tool: cutlery, plate, bowl, glass, etc. We were to bond with our tools like an infantryman with his rifle.
		If your fork was dirty when it was time to eat, you were to clean it.
		You were not to breach the sacred seal of the duct-tape-sealed boxes containing all the additional forks and plates.
	wiki.43folders.com /index.php/The_One-Fork_Rule (206 words)

	[No title]
		Readers on the Duck were very supportive about Fork's rejection (see last entry), one even saying that means Fork is undergrond and must be too "cutting edge." All this is appreciated.
		As for Detective Fork, he was shown to a few people, although Tony DiGerolamo, who writes Super Frat and other comics, spent a long time giving me advice.
		Big Dirty said it was likely because the old scanner hooks up through my printer port and the data transfer goes wonky.
	www.detectivefork.com /main.html (4866 words)

	You Damn Dirty Motorcyclist! Part Two--June 2004
		A dirty bike makes the whole fault finding a bit hit and miss, as well as a messy process.
		Worn shocks, blown fork seals and dirty fork oil also affect the ride quality of your machine.
		The problem with high-pressure washers is that they tend to wash away any lube that is supposed to stay in critical areas of the bike… like in your wheel bearings, fork seals and chain.
	www.motorbyte.com /MMM/pages/2004/67/feature67.htm (2536 words)

	Detective Fork - Silverware Noir
		I plan to continue drawing Fork for years to come and a break at Christmas might be a good tradition for me, especially if I received guest comics to post during that time.
		Fork's rough around the edges but is a bit poetic in thought; that's what I'm going for.
		Detective Fork looks like he's leaping right out of a cartoon, which I hope is a vision of the future like my fellow cartoonist MrBlueSky suggested in one of his future-based comics.
	www.detectivefork.com /oldnews.html (19410 words)

	[No title]
		initial configuration: no forks dirty, phil 1 has both forks, phil 2 thru 4 have right fork but not left, phil 5 has neither, all phils thinking phil 5 get H, asks for its R fork from phil 1, gets it, asks phil 4 for L fork, while that message is in transit....
		phil 4 gets H, has R fork, asks phil 3 for L fork, while that message is in transit......
		somebody just ate last and has two dirty forks so now we are back to something like the initial configuration a hold-and-wait cycle can't form either clockwise or counterclockwise if one starts to form clockwise, then the philosopher who just fininshed eating's right fork will go right and its right neighbor can eat
	www.mcs.drexel.edu /~shartley/MCS361/Lectures/02.2.decentralized_din_phil (413 words)

	JOKESTAN PERSIAN JOKES - English Jokes List
		The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blindman.
		After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the Macaroni and chesse with broccoli." Once againwalking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwingaround with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comesin he's going to test him.
		He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Marycomplies and hands her husband the fork back.
	www.jokestan.com /english/Gross.htm (1219 words)

	Jokes > Fork Smelling > Joke 3100 - Jennifer Lopez JLo (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-03)
		The waiter picks up a greasy fork, and hands it to the blind guy.
		He gets a dirty fork, hands it to the blind guy, the blind guy smells it, and says, "That smells great.
		The waiter thinks the blind guy is fucking with him, so the next day when the blind guy walks in, he goes into the kitchen and says to his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your snatch." She does it, and then he goes out and hands it to the blind guy.
	www.jenniferlopez.net /modules.php?name=NukeJokes&func=JokeView&jokeid=3100 (278 words)

	Goodjoke.com (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-03)
		The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.
		Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back.
		The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says,
	www.goodjoke.com /modules.php?name=NukeJokes&func=JokeView&jokeid=2984 (325 words)

	Marzocchi Monster.T 01 Reviews, Specs and Shopping (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-03)
		If you want a bomb-proof, confidence inspiring fork, that works all the time with no complaint, and you like the idea of having better performance than any othe fork, this fork is for you.
		The Monster T is by far the most overbuilt fork I've ever ridden on, which contributes to a feel of total solidity.
		The fork is soooo smooth that riding technical trails seems to be riding on paved road.
	www.mtbr.com /reviews/Front_Shock/product_78742.shtml (2773 words)

	The Blind Man and the Waiter - Goofball.com
		The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to
		I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.
		He tells his wife, "Mary rub this fork around your vagina before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back.
	www.goofball.com /jokes/misc/99038_blindman (888 words)

	XNXX member's stories : Blind man in restaurant
		He tells his wife, "Sue, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man."
		Sue complies and hands her husband the fork.
		The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey I didn't know that Sue worked here..."
	stories.xnxx.com /blind_man_in_restaurant.php (344 words)

	Dirty Jokes - Smelling What You Eat
		Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty pile and picks up a greasy fork.
		He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back.
		"Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey, I didn't know that Mary worked here?"
	www.funnyhumor.com /jokes/489.php (288 words)

	\_/ The Fork \_/ - @forums
		The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep
		The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind
		the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back.
	www.atforumz.com /showthread.php?t=45695 (352 words)

	The Restaurant Doctor - Electronic House Call - April 12, 2002 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-03)
		It's off to St. Louis in the morning to work with one of my subscribers for a few days, then back to Gig Harbor to sort out the last-minute details for the Super Summit.
		You would never ask a guest that question, yet I have noticed a disturbing tendency for servers to hand back the used salad fork with a comment to the effect that, "You'll need this later." When I ask for a clean one, they are often put off.
		When plates are cleared, clear any used silverware that will be needed later in the meal and replace it with clean.
	www.restaurantdoctor.com /ehc/ehc219.html (792 words)

	The Johns Hopkins News-Letter
		Think twice before you pick up that fork and don't be quick to assume that Denny's and Cafe Q are sanitary
		While the human body is capable of withstanding the bombardment of bacteria which it encounters daily, when you are currently fighting off your roommate's cold and pulling your second all-nighter in a row, that dirty fork just might deliver more than hotcakes, eggs and sausage.
		And as for the advice mother always gave about putting your napkin in your lap when you sit at the table, I think I will bypass that advice until I have a plate to put my fork on.
	www.jhu.edu /~newslett/02-15-01/Features/1.html (959 words)

	TechSupportDude :: A Dirty Fork
		Posted: Sat 03 Jul, 2004 Post subject: A Dirty Fork
		A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks
		He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take
	www.techsupportdude.com /viewtopic.php?t=1302&highlight= (333 words)

	Big Cocks Pictures >>> Randy Blue - Two cute twinks making out and sucking cock (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-03)
		Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell it
		retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath,
		The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey I didn't
	menpics.host.sk /cocks/gallery-35.html (711 words)

	COG Colorado - Wrench Session
		I had Sam set up in the basement to replace one of the fork seals, but that wasn't to happen.
		With plenty of fresh opinions on how to hold the damper rod, we spread more dirty fork oil around my shop.
		The fork doesn't appear to leak, not wise to mention "rabbit" and "chili" in the same sentence, and several new faces.
	www.concours.org /co/rpt0204.htm (640 words)

	Soup to Nuts
		My husband and I have an agreement about cooking and doing dishes: If he cooks, I clean the kitchen; if I cook, he cleans the kitchen.
		He thinks this sounds like a good and fair plan, forgetting my ability to dirty every fork, spoon, bowl, pot and pan and mound them high enough in each sink to be mistaken for the Grand Tetons.
		As he uses a spoon, fork or pan, he washes it, dries it and puts it away.
	home.neo.rr.com /crookstons/BerbieStories/SoupToNuts.htm (482 words)

	Blind man at the restaurant - Neowin.net
		fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to
		fork around your crotch before I take it to the blind man." Mary
		complies and hands her husband the fork back.
	www.neowin.net /forum/index.php?s=cee496521f03dd861cbc97e5d3e76e18&showtopic=229195&st=0&p=584716379& (447 words)

	WOWchinese - Forum - some dirty jokes for u
		> > dirty fork from a previous customer.
		The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes
		> > Mary complies and hands her husband the fork.
	www.wowchinese.com /forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=183 (601 words)

	A blind man walks into a resturant from The Joke File
		The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the Macaroni and chesse with broccoli."
		Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner things the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.
		The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey!
	www.jokefile.co.uk /numerical_order/1142.html (337 words)

	pocono xpress - View Single Post - A Nice Ha Ha (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-03)
		Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell it and order from
		The blind man puts the fork to his
		dirty fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.
	www.poconoforums.com /showpost.php?p=4300&postcount=1 (353 words)

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	www.funny.co.uk /keywords/buy-fork-sketch.html (138 words)

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