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| | Hiyo, Silver! To the hot tub! (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-05) |
 | | The most important and telling thing to know about the updated version of "The Lone Ranger" that the WB trots out tonight is this: There is a hot tub scene, with a pounding rock soundtrack, and it features the hunky Lone Ranger trying to get funky with Tonto's sister, who, by the way, is hot. |
 | | If you are able to endure the two-hour "The Lone Ranger" pilot, you will be treated to a high-speed hipster version of the classic theme song, "The William Tell Overture," with the closing credits. |
 | | After successfully turning the Superman legacy on its head with "Smallville," it believed that "The Lone Ranger," with resident network heartthrob Chad Michael Murray ("Dawson's Creek," "Gilmore Girls") behind the mask, was ripe for remodeling for the youth of America. |
| www.sfgate.com /cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2003/02/26/DD201394.DTL (1027 words) |
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