
	Where results make sense

Topic: The Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence

Related Topics

Homer Simpson

Doughnut

Wikiquote

In the News (Mon 28 Dec 09)

Northern Trust

Marvin Harrison

Peter Chernin

Gary Locke

Match Play

Penelope Cruz

Mickey Rourke

AR Rahman

Danny Boyle

Hugh Jackman

	Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		(Redirected from The Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence)
		The name of the "award" was hastily concocted by Burns on the spot in an attempt to convince Homer to sign a waiver freeing the nuclear plant of all liability for Homer's recently discovered sterility.
		Tragedy almost strikes the award ceremony, however, when Homer, as he was announced the winner of the award, plunged from a balcony in the auditorium.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/The_Montgomery_Burns_Award_for_Outstanding_Achievement_in_the_Field_of_Excellence (621 words)

	3 West Central Hall of Champions
		The Montgomery Trophy is named after the famous coach Charles Montgomery Burns, whose cunning recruitment, brilliant strategies and fameous game-winning pinch hit call led the Sprinfield Nuclear Power Plant employee softball team to a league championship in 1992.
		The Montgomery Trophy is awarded every--so often--to the 3 Westerner voted the MVP in all 3WAA Athletics.
		The award marks the highest achievement in 3WAA sports, and is a great honor to be bestowed by the athlete's peers.
	www.msu.edu /~hilljoel/3west/mvp.html (513 words)

	[No title]
		Burns has turned into a completely farcical caricature; it's completely unbelievable that Burns would let some slob whose identity he can never remember take care of his house when he's got dozens of cronies and associates he'd be more likely to leave his house to.
		The first act with the awards show was excellent; the second half slipped in quality a bit, but was still very good; then the wacky third act, which wasn't nearly as bad as it could have been.
		The Springfield Pride Awards were quite funny (despite being a combined rehash of parts of 1F13 and 8F23) and the ending was spot-on as Swartzwelder had made the moral of 'you don't have to be rich to be happy' into such a trite one that there was nowhere else for the episode to finish.
	www.snpp.com /episodes/BABF08 (8371 words)

	Satisfy my soul [ego]: Brother can you spare two dumps?
		The award is created for the first time this year by the YARA Foundation (subsidiary of YARA International ASA, world’s leading supplier of mineral fertilizer).
		Homer "wins" the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence, a fictional $2000 prize awarded by Montgomery Burns.
		Burns’ award in the field of excellence, at least for us Ethiopians.
	egoportal.blogspot.com /2005/07/brother-can-you-spare-two-dumps.html (843 words)

	The Simpsons Biographies (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		Over the course of his life, Homer has been awarded the C. Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence, Employee of the Mont, High school awarded for most weight gained, and a Grammy award (which the Fox network doesn't consider an award at all).
		Burns' fortune, and somehow managed to become the leader of a popular boy band.
		Burns because it was "dirty money." Though she may be a staunch moralist at many times, she is also a little girl and as such cannot do everything she wishes.
	www.simpsonsguide.com /simpsonbiographies.html (626 words)

	Tiscali Giochi - ReadMe (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence!Well, not really.
		Burns exclaiming, "There's a rocket in my pocket" or, "I'll give you thethrashing of a lifetime!".
		Burns that states, "Bring him to me" gets a response from one of the bots that says "You got it, Red Leader".I'm not sure what the bot thinks I'm talking about.
	gamesurf.tiscali.it /addons/unre4250160808100/readme2_burns.zip.php (307 words)

	[No title]
		Funny Burns would object so strongly to the burns, no? Steve Sax (also not pictured), victim of the lack luster Springfield police force, was arrested on the charges of every unsolved crime in New York City.
		But Burns, the master strategist, opts to put in Homer to bat for the Straw in the bottom of the 9th because he is a right handed batter.
		Burns treasures his work so much that he transferred Homer out of the casino just to get his competent presence back in the power plant.
	www.geocities.com /sacrilicious1/homer.html (2421 words)

	Mr Montgomery Burns
		• Gave Homer $2000 and the "First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence" out of fear of getting sued when a physical exam reveals that Homer may be sterile.
		Burns: "Oh Smithers, I was wrong to play God.
		Burns asking what Smithers would think if he sniffed his crotch.
	www.simpsons-crazy.co.uk /Burns.html (362 words)

	Battle Plan: First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
		First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
		In case you didn't know, the Academy Awards were last night.
		It really seems that this year the Academy decided to stray away from the typical "only child" award style to a "we love each and every one of you equally" style.
	battleplan.blogspot.com /2006/03/first-annual-montgomery-burns-award.html (237 words)

	Psychotic episodes (Metro Times Detroit) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		I will write about Homer (260 pounds, winner of the C. Montgomery Burns award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence, Springfield’s Belching Contest Winner, occasionally mistaken for Bigfoot).
		Burns, to paint his portrait – saw beauty in his scrawny naked body).
		I will write about irreverent Bart, who writes: The truth is not out there/ I will not draw naked ladies in class/I will not waste chalk/I saw nothing unusual in the teacher’s lounge and other such mysteriously repetitive assertions we love to memorize, regardless of their sometimes obscure meaning.
	www.metrotimes.com /19/24/Features/bodLoafPsychotic.html (166 words)

	Last Exit To Springfield >> Biographies
		The C. Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field Of Excellence, Employee of the Month, Grammy Award for the Be Sharps, High school reunion for most weight gained, hair lost, improved odor, and for travelling the least distance.
		Burns' heir, co-anchor on Kidz Newz, saving Krusty from jail, jailing Krusty for an IRS tax fraud, member of boy band Party Posse.
		It resembles a bush (Homer clipper her hair instead of hedge, Maggie thought she found her when it was just a hedge), has been grey since she was a teenager, has been cut off on numerous occasions only to be seen intact in following scenes, falls out when stressed.
	www.lardlad.com /bios.shtml (445 words)

	Elephant In Exile: Only in DC...
		Miller apparently had the source's permission to reveal him prior to going to jail and then earlier this week, she testified that she didn't recall if anyone told her that Valerie Flame was a spy.
		Dear Lord...giving her a First Amendment Award is like giving Former CIA Director Tenent the Congressional Medal of Freedom for his fine work.
		Me, I'm holding out for the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
	elephantontheedge.blogspot.com /2005/10/only-in-dc.html (186 words)

	[reading off a teleprompter] Webster's dictionary defines excellence as "the state or condition of being excellent." ...
		Burns: [toward the Ramones] Have the Rolling Stones killed.
		Burns: Well, Maggie, I've given this a lot of though.
		Burns: Remember, your job and the future of your family hinges on
	www.anvari.org /fortune/The_Simpsons/48082.html (763 words)

	:: oylunited.com :: OYL United (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		Having volunteered on local federal, provincial, and municipal campaigns since the age of six, George officially joined the Liberal Party in 2001, going on to serve as a Director of several federal and provincial riding associations, and as a Vice President of the Young Liberals @ York.
		In recognition of all his work and accomplishments, George has twice been nominated for an OYL Volunteer Appreciation Award.
		In 2004, George was nominated for the 4th Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence, and in 2005 George was nominated for Riding Club President of the Year.
	www.oylunited.com /CONTENT/CAND/012.htm (247 words)

	dtraCorp - The Simpsons (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		After the annual plant physical, Smithers notices that Homer has an extermely low sperm count, and informs Mr Burns of the problem which is probably caused by the plant's radiation.
		Fearing a lawsuit Mr Burns calls in the lawyers who tell him to give Homer money to shut him up.
		When Homer goes to receive the money, he asks what it's for, and ends up getting an award, "The Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence".
	www31.brinkster.com /dtracorp/simpsons/episodes.asp?id=59 (169 words)

	The Carpetbagger Report » Blog Archive » First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in ...
		To borrow an idea from National Journal and the title from one of my favorite episodes of The Simpsons, I have a few awards to deliver as we close out another fun-filled year.
		Barack Obama's speech at the Democratic National Convention was one of the best speeches I've ever heard and easily the best of the year.
		Attorney General John Ashcroft, who had clearly worn out his welcome, wrote to the president upon resigning that the "objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved." The man clearly isn't well.
	www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com /archives/003288.html (1198 words)

	Contracts
		For Homer, the work as the safety inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant was beginning to get as stale as last week’s donuts.
		Burns, knowing Homer’s shortcomings, installed a full automatic safety computer system that only required Homer to reboot the machine from time to time.
		Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence AND a Grammy for Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word, or Barbershop Album of the Year.
	home.pacbell.net /pkykwan/contracts/exams/2002_fall.htm (1339 words)

	[8F23] Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
		Moments like the dishwasher, the 104% body fat scene, the achievement award, and the whole thing about the baby translator was farfetched.
		Burns: [whispering] This is the man with the lazy sperm?
		[reading off a teleprompter] Webster's dictionary defines excellence as "the state or condition of being excellent." And now, the winner of the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence...
	www.snpp.com /episodes/8F23.html (3311 words)

	The Simpsons Archive On The North Point Website
		Awards: The C.Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
		Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Belching Contest Winner, Grammy Award for 'Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word, or Barbershop Album of the Year'.
		Conquered fear of flying after facing up to the fact that her father was a flight attendent.
	dspace.dial.pipex.com /prod/dialspace/town/close/xrj45/simpsons/family.shtml (306 words)

	Metroblogging Atlanta: The award-winning Atlanta Falcons
		Congratulations to Falcons general manager Rich McKay for winning the Pro Football Writers Association's Horrigan Award, "which goes to a league or club official for his or her professionalism while helping football writers do their job."
		They will give an award for anything these days.
		I wonder if those are the same people who give out the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement In The Field of Excellence.
	atlanta.metblogs.com /archives/2005/07/the_awardwinnin.phtml (324 words)

	Rocksnobs Year End Awards (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		But like our never ending project of parentheses songs, none of the Year End plans ever got written down, so I can only remember one of the categories, and the overall feel of the (hypothetical) ceremony we were planning.
		First, we wanted a, "The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence," type theme song.
		He would have had to go up against both the Czar's zesty tribute to a Thin Lizzy album and the true story of heldon's life as a Metallica fan.
	www.rocksnobs.com /2002_12_31_yearend.html (349 words)

	NetVillage : Homer J. Simpson
		Some of them include Monorail conductor, run out on a baseball field during a game, manage a beautiful country singer, eat the world's biggest hoagie, be a fljack dealer, appear on "The Gong Show", to own the Dallas Cowboys, to live in the woods and bowling a perfect game.
		C. Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field Of Excellence (after sterilization)
		Grammy Award for Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word, or Barbershop Album of the Year (Be Sharps)
	www.netbros.com /HomerSimpson (331 words)

	:: oylunited.com :: OYL United (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		Justin Tetreault has served as OYL Area Coordinator for Northern Region B for the past year.
		At the recent Summer Fling, Justin was nominated for the 5th Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence in recognition of all the time and effort he puts in to working for the Ontario Young Liberals.
		In addition to his role within the OYL, Justin has been very active within the student government at Algoma University.
	www.oylunited.com /CONTENT/CAND/011.htm (240 words)

	The Book of Fitz: 10/01/2005 - 10/31/2005
		With the exception of a Cardinals World Series win and an Albert Pujols MVP award, there is nothing I want more than for the White Sox to beat the Red Sox in the ALDS.
		With no further ado, here are my awards for the year, which are much more legitimate and prestigious than the actual awards.
		AL CY YOUNG- Bartolo Colon: Probably the easiest award I had to pick, not because of Colon's dominance, but because of the general incompetence of AL pitching this year.
	jonfitzgerald.blogspot.com /2005_10_01_jonfitzgerald_archive.html (4614 words)

	[No title]
		Burns's lawyers suggest that Homer receive a token sum of money in exchange for a legal waiver.
		To get Homer to accept the $2,000 and sign the waiver, Burns tells him that the money is for winning the ficticious First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
		Meanwhile, Homer's half-brother, Herb, who has been a bum since staking his company on Homer's design for a car, needs an investor for a new invention.
	www.angelfire.com /nd/Thejearsimpsonspage/x3.html (186 words)

	b3ta.com board (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		to kick off 2003, b3ta had some lovely awards at the end of 2002: www.b3ta.com/features/awards2003/
		The FDR award for services to the valley community.
		will just give everybody here an award and be done with it.
	www.b3ta.com /board/3320072 (336 words)

	My Greatalicious Simpsons Quiz quiz -- free game
		The First Annual Charles Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellen
		The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Spectacular Achievement in the Field of Excellence
		The Annual Award Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
	www.funtrivia.com /playquiz.cfm?qid=31349&origin= (306 words)

	The Cavalier Daily (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		In one week, the Third-Year Council will be hosting the Celebrating Excellence Dinner.
		It's a dinner designed to recognize those who contribute to our fair University yet don't get the recognition they deserve.
		So, in keeping with this theme, Attention Surplus Disorder presents: The Second Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence:
	www.cavalierdaily.com /CVarticle.asp?ID=22197&pid=1251 (510 words)

	Master Gamer News
		"Winner Of The Second Annual Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence" April 7, 2000 Hang on to your wigs and keys, because Sega has fired the biggest shot yet in their battle against Sony.
		This is good news for any fan of baseball games, because the Triple Play series has been in dire need of a new engine for years.
		Hironobu Sakaguchi, the creator of the Final Fantasy series, will be inducted into the video game Hall of Fame at the Interactive Achievement Awards this May. The third annual awards show will take place on May 11, the first day of E3.
	www.mastergamer.com /news04072000.html (3365 words)

	GoldenRatio.ca » 2006 » February (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
		I stumbled upon this site while looking at jobs in CAPS, at first I thought it was a joke: Edmonton Waste Management Centre of Excellence.
		Being night time I didn’t see it, they should really take care to clean up their election pollution better!
	www.goldenratio.ca /?m=200602 (446 words)

Try your search on: Qwika (all wikis)