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 | | A short time later, on the tailgate of a fancy, customized pickup with two gas tanks and dual rear tires, another ribbon proudly declared, “Freedom Isn’t Free.” Judging by his expression, I would say the driver had gas. |
 | | Like most people, I’ve licked my share of envelopes over the years, and have enjoyed or found it disgusting to varying degrees, depending on how the glue tastes. |
 | | No wonder we’re in so much trouble — especially since most of us live in the past, rather than the present, despite the fact that the present is the only time, place, or state in which it is possible to live — or die. |
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