| | Rock Climbing Forums: Climbing Information: General: Ask the NOOB |
 | | Ask the NOOB has been providing inane and potentially dangerous advice to local climbers for
weeks
some of which has actually been taken seriously until inevitably proven to be claptrap, bunkum, or just plain tomfoolery. |
 | | Ask the NOOB hipped me to the secret training techniques used by 5.14b climbers and
Ninjas
and as soon as I get out of the hospital, I’m going to totally hike that 5.8- at the gym. |
 | | Act now, and potentially receive an autographed Ask The NOOB photo (please request police mugshot, embarrassing high school yearbook photo, or disturbing crayon self-portrait) for your stalking and/or voodoo ritual pleasure. |
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