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| | Water Can Kill You -- Satire |
 | | http://www.reutershealth.com/jir/jir33.html Water is one of the most hazardous substances known to man. However, until now, no one had yet seriously considered the grave threat that water poses to unsuspecting victims. |
 | | Youngsters are rapidly discovering the satanic pleasures of water beds, water-driven toothbrushes shower-attached pulsating devices, and the dreaded hot-tub, which can cause fainting, hyperthermia, heart failure and brain damage not to mention countless immoral and unnatural acts which are in themselves dangerous. |
 | | This hot water, when discharged into nearby waterways, kills fishlife and upsets the delicate balance in streams and rivers with far reaching effects on the environment and economy, as resorts depending on recreational fisherman see their source of income dry-up. |
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