| | THREE BILLY GOATS GRUFF (guess who is the troll) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-31) |
 | | Helen the Troll did not want to waste her time on a little goat if there was a bigger and better one to eat, particularly one who was canceling out her votes. |
 | | Helen the Troll was getting very hungry and was worried about being late to a Sinkmaster speech, but she did not want to waste her appetite on a middle-sized goat if there was an even bigger one to come. |
 | | If only HelentheTroll had stuck to what she knows best, confiscatory taxation, intellectual three-card Monty, and hortatory excess toward ex- and future felons, why, she'd have stripped the Billy Goats Gruff to their skivvies and eaten their lunch herself, reminding them as she did it of the starving little goats in Asia. |
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