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| | Amazon.com: Ticker: DVD: Tom Sizemore,Dennis Hopper,Steven Seagal,Jaime Pressly,Nas,Rozonda 'Chilli' Thomas,Peter ... (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-05) |
 | | Ticker is such a jaw-droppingly awful film that the five star rating is to HIGHLY recommended it for Seagal fans who must see what a shell of his former self the big man has become. |
 | | The amazing part is that 99% of the people watching Ticker will know more about police procedure, terrorism, and film making than the people behind this movie. |
 | | He has at least one classic bit where he actually kicks the bumper of a car hard enough to deploy an airbag, a scene I had to rewind because I was laughing so hard. |
| www.amazon.com /Ticker-Tom-Sizemore/dp/B00005QAP6 (2379 words) |
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