| | Ilyka Damen: The Tin-Foil Hat Crowd |
 | | The patient is a 53 year-old male who presents to the emergency department complaining of a burning sensation in his scalp, face, anterior chest, and both upper and lower extremities, which he states is secondary to "being zapped by lasers from the aerial patrols." Patient states this occurs whenever he is outside. |
 | | There was a woman in Carmel who covered all of the surfaces of her house in foil, then called the police to file a complaint against her neighbours for broadcasting mental signals that kept her from selling her house. |
 | | After throwing away the script and after several minutes of assuring the lady that, no, AOL wasn't really sucking the brains out of her head, he told her to place foil around her ears when she was online to protect her brainwaves. |
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