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| | CD Baby: CRABMEAT THOMPSON: South of the Moon (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18) |
 | | This CD features original, passionate ballads, an Irish drinking tune, a children's poem, an interview with Tiny Tim, and a song about farts. |
 | | As I listened to the waves crash I dreamed of the day when I could board a Viking vessel and ravage the coasts of New Jersey, carrying off frightened tourists to be sold as slaves or tossed overboard to pacify the deep sea spirits. |
 | | Nothing loathe, I scooped up three paper bags of the sloggy goop and plopped down in Don Wood's tiny sports car, only to realize, standing to dump the load, that paper gets waterlogged and gives way, in this case coating me with the juice of many pounds of seafood and beer. |
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