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 | | Tom was born on the set in the Brady Bunch in episode number 145425326724 (the one where Alice teaches everyone a lesson about overdosing). |
 | | The stray dog that the Bradys found scrounging through a trash can, and dying later in the episode because of being bitten by a rabid raccoon was, in fact, an unshaven young Tom. |
 | | Because the Indianapolis Colts, who owned the Patriots in the 2006 postseason, crushed Tom's dream of a somewhat normal life, he was sentenced by the NFL to be hung at the halftime show of the game, where he performed with Prince, who was blessedly also scheduled to be hanged. |
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