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 | | Private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots, Tonbridge and Malling has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, and the people of Tonbridge and Malling are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes. |
 | | Tonbridge and Malling's national animal is the viper, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Mong. |
 | | Tonbridge and Malling is ranked 87th in the region and 6,330th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry. |
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