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 | | Please leave your name and number unless of course you are a salesman or trying to solicit money. |
 | | Hello, you have reached the automated answering service for (your name), your message will be answered to in the order in which it was received, your message is number 8,243, please hold, your message is important to me. |
 | | Please leave your name, number, D.O.B, address, social security number, age, height, weight, how many children you have, what sex you are, your mothers maiden name, and the date and time when you called me. If you are still listening, then whatever you have to say must be very important. |
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