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| | Porno | The Onion - America's Finest News Source |
 | | A sequel to Welsh's debut novel Trainspotting (which, like A Clockwork Orange, was harrowing, fascinating, and so slang-heavy that it needed decoding as much as reading), Porno returns to Scottish scrabblers Mark Renton, Frank Begbie, Simon "Sick Boy" Williamson, and Daniel "Spud" Murphy, roughly nine years later. |
 | | As the novel's central antagonist, Sick Boy is pretty small-time: His misogyny, racism, monomania, hypocrisy, and chronic cocaine abuse are deplorable enough, but the way he predictably betrays his allies within moments of any success makes him into little more than a Saturday-morning supervillain. |
 | | Which is regrettable and a bit disturbing: Of all Trainspotting's aggressively aggrieved losers, he seems to have come the farthest socially and emotionally, but the more potentially redemptive his story becomes, the further he retreats into the background. |
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