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	Rodney Dangerfield Jokes
		She was so ugly that she was known as a two bagger, one for you in case her bag breaks.
		She was so ugly that if you grab a dictionary and look under the word ugly you would see her picture.
		She was so ugly that she has a face like a boiled boot and a tongue long enough to lace it up.
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	Ugly Naked Guy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Ugly Naked Guy was a character in the American television show, Friends.
		Ugly Naked Guy lived in an apartment directly opposite Rachel and Monica's apartment.
		Ugly Naked Guy was never heard of again, and did not appear in the last episode.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Ugly_Naked_Guy (267 words)

	Ugly Naked Guy
		Ugly Naked Guy lived in an apartment directly opposite Rachel and Monicas apartment.
		In one episode it was announced that Ugly Naked Guy was moving out and subletting the apartment.
		Ugly Naked Guy was never heard of again, and did not appear in the last episode, against the norm of the episode.
	www.datamass.net /ug/ugly-naked-guy.html (269 words)

	Reason Magazine - Naked cowboys and leather-clad animal rights activists
		Most memorable was the Naked Cowboy, an Axl Rose lookalike who wore only a cowboy hat and boots, tighty-whitey underwear, and an American Flag cape.
		He was a big hit, strumming his guitar and singing, "I'm a naked cowboy," over and over and over.
		Betty, his partner in protest, said that they are yelling at people to call attention to the fact that fur is evil.
	www.reason.com /news/printer/31333.html (852 words)

	Spartanburg SC \| GoUpstate.com \| Spartanburg Herald-Journal
		Ugly Naked Guy has appeared on screen three times: once while he was suspected of being dead, in "The One with the Giant Poking Device", once with his back facing the camera, and once with Ross (who was also nude).
		In "The One with the Flashback", Phoebe referred to him as Cute Naked Guy, but commented that it was a shame he had been putting on a lot of weight recently.
		Throughout the early years, the gang would look into Ugly Naked Guy's apartment and comment on his behaviour and actions, such as when he got a Thighmaster or when he squashed his cat by accidentally sitting on it (to which Joey remarked "that poor cat never saw that big butt coming").
	www.goupstate.com /apps/pbcs.dll/section?category=NEWS&template=wiki&text=Ugly_Naked_Guy (5311 words)

	Running Gags Found on 'Friends' (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-29)
		Ugly Naked Guy: An obese, nude hermit who engaged in odd habits in the "privacy" of his apartment across the street from Monica's.
		One of the gang would often notice something going on in his apartment and cry out "eww, eww, Ugly Naked Guy is..." and would describe the usually strange act to the others, who would then crowd around the window to a chorus of "ewwwww".
		Ugly Naked Guy sublets his apartment in Season Five, and Ross rents it to live across the street from his sister.
	www.juiceenewsdaily.com /0405/entertainment/friends_gags.html (811 words)

	Coed Naked Soccer
		Naked Soccer (Football) Today's match is brought to you by Playboy, Hustler, and Coors Light.
		However, if they were to play naked from knee up, you'd get a lot more viewers.
		They would have to have the games spread apart enough to let the girls heal after they recieved the bad grass burns and bruises from the ball, not too mention how bad it hurts to run when you have nothing to support your boobs from bouncing away wildly.
	www.coednakedsoccer.com (269 words)

	Ugly Naked Guy: Encyclopedia - Ugly Naked Guy
		He was a strange hermit who received his nickname for being fat and ugly, as well as being naked while at home.
		Throughout the early years, the gang would look into Ugly Naked Guy's apartment and comment on his goings on, such as him getting a ThighMaster or squashing his cat by accidentally sitting on it.
		Ugly Naked Guy was never heard of again, and did not appear in the last episode.
	www.experiencefestival.com /a/Ugly_Naked_Guy/id/2041236 (407 words)

	Metroblogging Karachi: Naked progress
		Guys stop using that bridge as you know that "reparing" of bridges lead to a disaster.
		I think I have seen this guy on the Rashid Minhas Road and I thought he was crazy to be roaming around like this.
		For a person like this who comes naked, it depends on a state of his mind which is not normal.
	karachi.metblogs.com /archives/2007/09/naked_progress.phtml (1141 words)

	Ugly Naked Guy
		The following year, Ugly Naked Guy put up Christmas decorations, and played the cello (to which the gang was glad was not a smaller instrument).
		At seeing Ugly Naked Guy again at last, Phoebe exclaimed that she missed that fat bastard and Rachel says she missed that squishy butt.
		In his final appearance on the show, Ross sees Ugly Naked Guy packing up his apartment (ironically, most of the boxes are labeled clothes) to move out.
	www.angelfire.com /tv2/elizabethkro/ung.html (448 words)

	Coalition of the Darkside: The Good, The Bad and the (Very) Ugly, Friday Edition. [updated]
		Posted by: bunsen at April 15, 2005 12:09 PM The beer guy was more obvious than the swipe / uppercut / going for ball / whatever that clown was trying to achieve.
		I think the guy took a swipe like the other morons in right field who were lazily motioning towards a ball some 7 feet away.
		Posted by: h0mi at April 15, 2005 11:17 PM The guy who hit Sheffield and the guy who threw beer, I think, are banned from attending Fenway Park games for the rest of the season and had to hand over their season tickets.
	www.asmallvictory.net /darkside/archives/2005/04/the_good_the_ba_1.html (1480 words)

	Episodes of Friends
		Phoebe's dating a guy she really likes, but is perplexed that they haven't had sex yet.
		Phoebe dates Rob, a guy who hires her to sing songs for children at the library.
		Ugly Naked Guy has a new hammock, and looks awfully still; the gang fashions a very long poking device out of chopsticks so they can make sure he's not dead.
	www.freewebs.com /sid1996 (7607 words)

	friends17
		Ugly Naked Guy lights a bunch of candles and has a slight accident.
		Ugly Naked Guy has Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal, and there's Ugly Naked Dancing.
		Monica and Phoebe distract an attractive guy who then gets hit by a car and ends up in a coma; they both take care of him in the hospital but begin getting very competitive and possessive over him.
	members.aol.com /sim118/friends/friends15.htm (2406 words)

	Ugly Naked Guy
		Posted by Ugly Naked Guy at 12:02 AM 12 comments
		Posted by Ugly Naked Guy at 12:30 AM 9 comments
		I almost missed this because I don't think he followed rule number four, but Jon tagged me and now I must come up with 8 things about me. Before I proceed, here are the rules as they have been passed down.
	www.ugleenakedguy.blogspot.com (1734 words)

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		I was sexually attracted to my band teacher even though he was gross and in his 40's cause I actually wanted him to be my dad, instead.
		I had a "daddy" thing because my dad didn't think I was ugly or a ball-breaker and the boys at school did.
		I attracted boys who thought I would be easy because I was so ugly, and then they got mad and mean because I turned them down.
	www.grouphug.us /search?q=alan (744 words)

	The Naked Plan part II by bramble
		He almost takes it personally, considering she's naked and under him and typically, a pout is the last thing he wants to see or hear when he's got a woman in this position.
		He's not moving," she looks back at him briefly and wonders why she thought they'd be able to lay in bed and listen to the rain and be quiet.
		Even without Ugly Naked Guy, she concludes that they'd just be going back and forth about something else.
	bramble4.tripod.com /naked2.html (2074 words)

	The Superficial - Lindsay Lohan has ugly friends
		Then I overheard her saying to my guy friend who had asked why her friends were so ugly..
		Details are sketchy, but it might also involve a bunch of guys in suits doing a lot of shooting and maybe a kung fu master doing kung fu.
		One minute she’d have on Superman’s cape, the next she’d be some big fl guy, but still in that same outfit.
	www.thesuperficial.com /archives/000723.html (2401 words)

	aliwilliams: What had happened was . . . (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-29)
		No straight guy mops the floor in his boxers on a Saturday evening.
		I suppose there wasn't much cleaning when he was fully naked, just a few passes back and forth in front of his kitchen window.
		It was pretty entertaining (fortunately he isn't an Ugly Naked Guy).
	www.livejournal.com /users/aliwilliams/58748.html (421 words)

	Rodney Dangerfield's 21 Best One Liners
		I was such an ugly kid that when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
		I'm so ugly that my father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
		I'm so ugly that my mother had morning sickness.....AFTER I was born.
	www.pagetutor.com /jokebreak/228.html (438 words)

	Got Questions? Get Answers.: Are large areolas ugly?
		I'm not a guy, and I can't really speak for them, but as a girl who loves girls...and in particular their mammae (titties), the outsize nips such as yours are what I love.
		My thoughts are that no guy (or girl) would be that shallow and if they are you wouldn't want them in your life anyway.
		Of the friends I have that I've seen naked several have aerolas like you described and I thought it was very cool since their breasts & nipples are a bit unique.
	www.scarleteen.com /forum/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=003093 (746 words)

	Kari Ann Peniche Photo Gallery by machinistgary at pbase.com
		While Kari is by no means ugly, she isn't really all that pretty considering all the makeup, airbrushing and lighting attributing to her looks.
		She is not ugly, but the images are more glamerous than her looks.
		Aaron isn't the best looking guy in the world, but he could do better, at least make sure she ain't fucking her great grandfather, cuz leather face could be that.Aaron you want a girl with a little self respect hun, not one thats going to show her goodies to the whole world.
	www.pbase.com /machinistgary/kari_ann_peniche (4109 words)

	What's a guy to do? - Salon.com
		That's why the cute girls don't go for me. Oh, I've had other problems, for sure, typical teenage angst and low self-esteem, but what's left is that I'm ugly and now, nearing 40, fat and flabby besides.
		There are some ugly women who seem to like me, but when I think of seeing them naked I want to poke out my eyes.
		And honestly, I've been alone so long that even the ugly girls would probably turn tail once they see my apartment or experience my utter lack of moves.
	www.salon.com /sex/col/tenn/2002/03/19/tennis_20/index.html (508 words)

	The One Where Everybody Finds Out
		We were at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment and we saw them doing it through the window.
		Ross: Well, I called over there and it turns out Ugly Naked Guy is subletting it himself and he's already had like a hundred applicants.
		Ross is naked (no body parts are showing that shouldn't be seen on a national tv show), along with Ugly Naked Guy, eating a muffin and drinking a cup of tea]
	uncutfriendsepisodes.tripod.com /season5/514uncut.htm (2730 words)

	Rodney Dangerfield Quotes \| Cartoons & Comics \| Funny Videos, Pictures and Jokes at JibJab
		I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger.
		I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
		I was such an ugly baby, when I was born the Dr. slapped my Mother.
	www.jibjab.com /jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/177654/jokeid/53501 (449 words)

	Nick Hempton at All About Jazz
		I was so ugly that when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother!
		I don't know who this f@$king guy is. And at the time, I was, like, 30 seconds old!
		You don't know what it's like to lie there, naked and helpless while some f$@king college boy smacks your mum around.
	www.allaboutjazz.com /php/musician.php?id=14153 (186 words)

	The 5th Annual Edelman Trust Barometer - January 20, 2004
		So, before these guys get up and share all their experience with you, let me start by sharing some of the key insights that Edelman has learned from some studies that we've been doing over the past year.
		You guys have maybe heard about the new TV show that NBC is launching called, The Office.
		And this guy's probably one of the most successful in the business.
	www.edelman.com /events/PowerPlay/transcript_w.asp (12514 words)

	A M P : : : S L E A Z E
		He stars in all kinds of films and magazines, usually by pumping away at a bored-looking naked lady.
		The thing with The Ugly Guy is that he's so hideous that even he, with his rampant male ego, knows there's no way he's going to get it if he asks nicely.
		The Ugly Guy thing isn't a conscious fantasy, like peeping at cute boys with Converse baseball boots and imagining perverse scenarios that would turn these boys pale if they knew.
	www.ampnet.co.uk /uglyguy.html (460 words)

	Ugly Naked Guy
		Ugly Naked Guy is one of the topics in focus at Global Oneness.
		Television shows and stage plays sometimes include continuing characters — characters who are currently in frequent interaction with the other characters and who influences current story events — who are never seen or heard by the audience and only described by other characters.
		Ugly Naked Guy: Encyclopedia II - List of unseen characters - Unseen characters in television
	www.experiencefestival.com /ugly_naked_guy (773 words)

	Czechs really hate this U.S. import / The big, fat, ugly, red guy unwelcome as new tradition
		President Antonin Zapotecky, in his 1952 Christmas radio address for kids, went so far as to say Jezisek symbolized the poverty capitalists wanted workers to live in because the Son of God was born in a barn.
		"Grandfather Frost doesn't walk around naked in rugged clothes, he is dressed nicely, wears a fur cap and fur coat," he told the country's youth.
		So perhaps it is understandable that even those whose job it is to promote commercialism, copywriters, want their moneymaking symbols to be homegrown.
	www.sfgate.com /cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2006/12/17/INGT8MV4SS1.DTL (1308 words)

	Television Without Pity » Carnivale » Recaps & Extras » Season 1 Episode 1 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-29)
		A guy (played by John Savage) in white tuxedo is being chased through a cornfield by a gentleman I'll just call Creepy Ugly Naked Tattooed Guy.
		A close-up of a hand grasping Creepy Ugly Naked Tattooed Guy's creepy, ugly, naked, tattooed butt.
		Same guy, and now he's aiming his rifle at someone off-camera.
	televisionwithoutpity.com /story.cgi?show=122&story=5414&page=2&... (496 words)

	For the attention of TOM and COG - Page 17 - Offspring.com Forums
		I dunno why everyone is calling crazy_offspring_gal fat and ugly.
		I also don't think COG is ugly at all.
		And I don't think COG is ugly either...in fact she could do WAY better than it.
	www.offspring.com /forums/showthread.php?t=19969&page=17 (311 words)

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